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A Rabbi, a preacher and a monkey walked into a bar. Bartender asks, "Is this a joke???"

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kgoodyear 6 Nov 28
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Was the monkey a Baptist?

Don't be silly; a monkey could never have evolved into a Baptist.

Baptists don't drink alcohol....the monkey wouldn't have gone to a bar. @kgoodyear

@nicknotes But I do not drink alcohol and I am antitheist. Yet, I was indeed in the bar to witness this situation. Clearly, at this point we don't know if the monkey was either Baptists, a non believer or coming to the bar merly for companionship or a soft drink.

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Level 8

What did the monkey say?

"Why have you included me in this joke? I was just out for a beer." It seems the Atheist was running late.
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Level 8

Hi Mr. Goodyear, My name is a tyre company too (Firestone). I am glad to see you on your own account. I had a run in with one of your clones.

Oh my! Tell me what happened. So your last name is Firestone. I am sure you grew up with many of the same "name jokes" as I.

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Hopefully none of them suffered a concussion

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Level 7

The monkey says no, these 2 asked me to get them in here!

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