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3 days ago3d

Posted by glennlab
How many of you would sit down with this as soon as it came in or as soon as your parents finished with it? or it's smaller cousin monkey Wards?
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Music Fans
4 days ago4d

Posted by JackPedigo
While looking up a video for my favorite plant, Monkey Puzzle Tree, I found this. LOL and fun. Music video by Mother, Mother performing Monkey Tree. In case someone doesn’t know about this plant here is a brief description. I ...
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Just for Laughs
1 week ago1w

Posted by glennlab
Not my music, not my monkeys
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Silly, Random & Fun
1 week ago1w

Posted by Organist1
Monkey sharpening knife. Be afraid...be very afraid! Imagine the implications! They also have been observed starting fires with matches.
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General & Hellos
1 week ago1w

Posted by Buck
If anyone on here needs any more proof that we evolved from monkeys, just look at Alex Jones on the stand!!?!🤗
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Silly, Random & Fun
1 week ago1w

Posted by Organist1
Trump enemy points out a perceived similarity between Trump and a howler monkey. Just odd, but maybe he's onto something.
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Posts
3 weeks ago3w

Posted by creative51
I debated with myself before deciding to make this post. I am really not looking for any comments on it. On Sept 15, 2022, I am putting my account on pause. It will be on pause from a week to a few months. I have a lot going on in my life I must ...
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Gardeners
3 weeks ago3w

Posted by JackPedigo
Interacting with another member I learned something about one of my favorite plants. This is not a tree hugger’s tree. I planted one in my Seattle home and it is now well over 20’. I have one at my present and it is only about 5’. This tree, ...
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Just for Laughs
3 weeks ago3w

Posted by St-Sinner
Always knew it
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Music Fans
1 month ago1m

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
Shock the Monkey, Peter Gabriel. Weird bit of trivia: on Worst Song in the World, a weekly feature from Philadelphia's WXPN, they mentioned a Don Ho version of the song. And, after looking it up, it was terrible. So, to clear my brain, I went and ...
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Science, Health & History Tidbits
1 month ago1m

Posted by Diaco
Do Monkeys Have a Moral Compass?
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Politics
1 month ago1m

Posted by Krish55
Student debt in China:
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Trump Pinata
Aug 10Aug 10

Posted by FvckY0u
Does anyone have any doubt that Trump is an overt/grandiose malignant narcissist? Having spent some time studying the behavior due to my own battles with one of a slightly different type I have to say that the worst thing you can give a narcissist ...
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Memes R Us
Aug 8Aug 8

Posted by glennlab
Monkey see, monkey do.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jul 30Jul 30

Posted by DenoPenno
I recently told my dispatcher that I had read more on monkey pox and saw the pics of the infection that is now coming our way. He rolled his eyes and walked off. It is the same thing him and others did when Covid first came around. I find it strange ...
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Conservative Atheists
Jul 21Jul 21

Posted by Captain_Feelgood
Word out is Slow Joe has covid now,,,, after 4 shots? But he said you wouldn't get covid if you got the shots and the boosters.. 😏 Hell,, I think he got Monkey Pox from those freaks in Saudi Arabia. 😆
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Just for Laughs
Jul 17Jul 17

Posted by glennlab
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on ...
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Health & Happiness
Jul 15Jul 15

Posted by BDair
Commentary from Jeff Childers at 'Coffee & Covid' - Remember how Moderna and Pfizer always said that their mRNA platforms were so great because they could just quickly reprogram them to mint new variant-specific versions of their vaccines whenever we...
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Religion & Spirituality
Jul 6Jul 6

Posted by St-Sinner
Three monkeys of Religion
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Just for Laughs
Jun 29Jun 29

Posted by Garban
Seth Meyers cuts loose on Fox monkeys trying to discredit Cassidy Hutchinson.
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General & Hellos
Jun 26Jun 26

Posted by anglophone
Mike Pence: "We must not rest and must not relent until the sanctity of life is restored to the centre of American law in every state in the land," And that would include all animal life and plant life if he cared to think about it, which ...
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Just for Laughs
Jun 24Jun 24

Posted by phxbillcee
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari to Africa & brings her poodle along. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a hungry-looking leopard heading rapidly in...
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Posts
Jun 15Jun 15

Posted by bobwjr
Bad monkey
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News & Links
Jun 13Jun 13

Posted by Dyl1983
Now that's funny... We Can Reduce Gun Violence, Even Without New Laws
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Just for Laughs
Jun 12Jun 12

Posted by St-Sinner
He has that fear, I don't
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General & Hellos
Jun 10Jun 10

Posted by Gwendolyn2018
It's just a matter of time folks, and it won't be a flood that does us in:
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General & Hellos
Jun 8Jun 8

Posted by Triphid
Oh how I do so enjoy that heady aroma from a fire burning Pine and Eucalyptus (Red Gum) on a day when the mercury is truly struggling to rise above 6 degrees Celsius. Spent about 3 hours this morning splitting, carting and stacking fresh supplies of ...
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News & Links
Jun 1Jun 1

Posted by Buck
I swear this ape won’t ever shut her shit hole!? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Silly, Random & Fun
May 27May 27

Posted by Castlepaloma
WHY IS MONKEY POX, ONLY IN COUNTRIES THAT HAVE NO MONKEYS?. DID AIDS COME BY A GUY WHO FUCKED A MONKEY?. A monkey is capable of jerking off your dick, and strong enough to jerk it, right off your body.
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News & Links
May 25May 25

Posted by redbai
LINKWhy the media is using black bodies to show MONKEY POX. - YouTube
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General & Hellos
May 25May 25

Posted by PondartIncbendog
LINKCute golden snub-nosed monkey eating food. Required watching!!
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Just for Laughs
May 24May 24

Posted by zeuser
Better than monkey pox, but more embarrassing.
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Silly, Random & Fun
May 24May 24

Posted by Petter
Why do we have outbreaks of things like monkey pox? Why can't we have an outbreak of money pox instead?
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News & Links
May 19May 19

Posted by redbai
LINKHomework Compares Obama To Monkeys At Pricey Private School - YouTube
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General & Hellos
May 19May 19

Posted by Spinliesel
What are the symptoms? Monkey Pox. The UKHSA says the initial symptoms include: ❌Fever ❌Headache ❌Muscle aches ❌Backache ❌Swollen lymph nodes ❌Chills ❌Exhaustion That's me, every morning.
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Music Fans
May 9May 9

Posted by alliwant
The Rolling Stones are at their very best when they build a song around nice, crunchy staccato rhythms. This my favorite, "Monkey Man" (from "Let It Bleed", 1969):
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Just for Laughs
May 5May 5

Posted by tinkercreek
More on bananas and monkeys -
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General & Hellos
May 5May 5

Posted by Triphid
Wow, now that was fun, sort of. Sitting here at the desk and computer, frantic thumping on my front door startles me a bit so I open the main door and leave the screen shut and securely latched. On the other side is a very irate and ranting ...
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Trump Pinata
Apr 27Apr 27

Posted by Garban
Frustrated by the lack of sunlight in his diner, Jack decided to replace 6 signs, No Vaccine Conspirators, No Flat Earthers, No Science Deniers, No Religious Fanatics, No MAGA, and No Qanon with this one.
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Feline Fanatics
Apr 26Apr 26

Posted by HippieChick58
LINKThe complicated truth about a cat’s purr
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Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 22Apr 22

Posted by snytiger6
LINKTrump and Piers Morgan Clash; Rudy Giuliani Appears on The Masked Singer: A Closer Look - YouTube
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Religion & Spirituality
Apr 17Apr 17

Posted by augimmun
It’s amazing how many tragic, flawed decisions are made with "God on our side". I was watching the movie 'Nicholas and Alexandra' and every time he made an awful decision he was certain that he had 'God on his side'. I think that the idea of god ...
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Ethical Vegans - Animal Rights - Environmental Concerns - Clean Food & Gardening
Apr 14Apr 14

Posted by TheoryNumber3
Elon Musk brain-chip company Neuralink admits to killing 8 monkeys in experiments
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Uncommon words and their meanings.
Apr 11Apr 11

Posted by JackPedigo
Stress inoculation resilience (or therapy): Stress Inoculation Therapy (SIT) is a psychotherapy method intended to help patients prepare themselves in advance to handle stressful events successfully and with a minimum of upset. The use of the term ...
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Posts
Apr 5Apr 5

Posted by itsmeagain
Monkey seems proud of his turkey thigh!
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Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 5Apr 5

Posted by DenoPenno
The Great White Throne Judgement. The judgement of the saved and the lost. Yes, you were dead but I'm gonna bring you back to life so I can tell you why I'm gonna kill you. That sounds so much like god. And yet, you do not die. I brought you back to ...
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General & Hellos
Mar 17Mar 17

Posted by Gwendolyn2018
Gotta love it when a semi-literate person calls someone with an MA in English and a teaching credential "ignorant." Or, at least, I think he called me that. alan davis 2 hours ago @gwendolyn2001 you make a lot of assumptions, for some one who ...
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Posts
Mar 10Mar 10

Posted by Canndue
Stunning beauty
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Posts
Mar 7Mar 7

Posted by glennlab
I've only met one or two
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News & Links
Mar 3Mar 3

Posted by redbai
LINK‘We Expect Our Children Not Be Called N----r or Monkeys’: Minnesota High School Facing Numerous Racism Allegation, Black Community Demands Accountability
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Trump Pinata
Mar 1Mar 1

Posted by Garban
There once was a monkey with a tremendous brain; Half the world knew he was insane; He did his best, To convince the rest, So he dropped a nuke on a hurricane!
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The Escapees- - Hide here!
Feb 28Feb 28

Posted by UrsiMajor
No BINGO here.
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CLASSIC ROCK RULES
Feb 27Feb 27

Posted by Marionville
A new version of U2’s Sunday, Bloody Sunday…just re-recorded by Bono & The Edge.. 🇺🇦
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Just for Laughs
Feb 22Feb 22

Posted by OldMetalHead
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's ...
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Memes R Us
Feb 16Feb 16

Posted by glennlab
M & M 's are just poking the monkey
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 9Feb 9

Posted by Organist1
Just in time for Valentine's Day -Sexual Healing for monkeys!
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News & Links
Jan 27Jan 27

Posted by FvckY0u
LINKWoman reports symptoms after contact with research monkeys
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Posts
Jan 26Jan 26

Posted by phxbillcee
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert - Meanwhile... Japan's Monkey Queen May Pair With Multiple Suitors This Season
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News & Links
Jan 23Jan 23

Posted by FvckY0u
LINKAll 100 lab monkeys accounted for after several escape crash | News | tribdem.com
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 21Jan 21

Posted by Organist1
There's a new monkey queen in town.
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Just for Laughs
Jan 13Jan 13

Posted by MichelleGar1
WOW!!!! Lol!!! 😂😂😂
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Jan 11Jan 11

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republican State Senator Says Teachers Must be ‘Impartial’ When Teaching about Nazism and Fascism During an Indiana state Senate committee hearing about a proposed bill that would ban “divisive concepts” in school classrooms, Republican ...
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Academic (e.g., Science)
Jan 9Jan 9

Posted by rainmanjr
LINKConscious Creatures- Chimpanzees - YouTube
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General & Hellos
Jan 6Jan 6

Posted by PondartIncbendog
Now, we are up to our ass with water. Floods everywhere, hills collapsing, monkeys and goats flying through the air! Three and a half inches in 24 hours. We need to start drinking some of it.
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General & Hellos
Jan 6Jan 6

Posted by itsmedammit
I wonder what Trump's trained monkeys have been up to today.
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Politics
Jan 6Jan 6

Posted by Mooolah
LINKEx-Oath Keepers spokesperson warns of right-wing 'propaganda'
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Academic (e.g., Science)
Jan 5Jan 5

Posted by RichCC
LINKSecondary Mirror Deployment Confirmed -- James Webb Space Telescope
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Music, Movies & Books
Dec 24, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by SnowyOwl
If all Xmas music was this much fun it wouldn't be such a trial to go into stores at this time of year.
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Posts
Dec 19, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Killtheskyfairy
This is my luck!
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ServiceMembersHangout
Dec 13, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by azzow2
I had written this poem for my shipmates some years back it had reappeared on Facebook just recently and I thought that I would share it with all of you. Navy ship of grey skipping on the sea some would say this one would save the day. Not with ...
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Just for Laughs
Dec 12, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by jeshuey
Monkeys with anxiety, what better definition?
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News & Links
Dec 11, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Dyl1983
We're screwed. COVID-19 modelling suggests omicron poses threat, but worst could be avoided .
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Music, Movies & Books
Dec 10, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
Faust, Secret Colours. I had not heard this band in years. Their song played on the show Hit Monkey.
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Music, Movies & Books
Dec 8, 2021Dec 2021

Posted by Toonman
David Lynch's What Did Jack Do?: 1. Detective exchanges noir-ish non sequiturs with talking monkey, accuses monkey of murdering a chicken. 2. Monkey professes love for chicken, sings terrible love song to chicken. 3. I realize this has been the ...
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News & Links
Nov 28, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Organist1
This would be bad.
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General & Hellos
Nov 28, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by PondartIncbendog
The offficial Trunk Monkey Trilogy.
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Posts
Nov 27, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by RobertNappi2
Words of wisdom...
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News & Links
Nov 22, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by rainmanjr
LINKFormer Trump attorney released from house arrest
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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 18, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by xenoview
Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards dub monkey's painful pose funniest of the year
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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 17, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Diaco
3+1 Wise Monkeys!
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Just for Laughs
Nov 15, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by JackPedigo
More from FFRF The last one has a special significance for me. When my late partner returned to Iran after being away for 9 years things had radically changed and the women went from wearing normal clothes to what we called 'monkey suites.' She was ...
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Just for Laughs
Nov 12, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Surchin
This! This is what we all need!
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News & Links
Nov 11, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by LenHazell53
'Don't get brazen with me!': Rittenhouse judge snaps at prosecutor as defense requests a mistrial Waffling Judge goes bannanas
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Science, Health & History Tidbits
Nov 9, 2021Nov 2021

Posted by Diaco
Watch Elon Musk's Neuralink monkey play video games with his brain
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Posts
Oct 27, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Beowulfsfriend
The world lost a great musician 8 years ago today. RIP Lou Reed.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 26, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Ryo1
They are called monkey face orchids and just by looking at the flower they have it is clear where the name comes from, strange, but beautiful, and they also give off a rich aroma of ripe orange. It is so amazing!
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Feline Fanatics
Oct 16, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by TheoryNumber3
I'm a cat lover, and I recently had to say goodbye to my little tuxedo cat, Monkey. Within a week or two his buddy, Kirby, started hiding in the basement, refusing to eat, changing his vocalization patterns. He previously had a tiny little meow ...
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News & Links
Oct 9, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by TheoryNumber3
LINKMonkey sounds, slurs and strobe lights target a Black family — but police say they're powerless to stop it
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Cheesy Jokes
Oct 7, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by Triphid
A guy walks in to Cocktail Bar with a monkey on his shoulder, places the monkey on the bar, orders 2 drinks, a Manhattan for himself and a double Martini for he monkey. They drink their drinks, the guy orders 2 more and so it goes on for about an ...
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Just for Laughs
Oct 3, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by glennlab
A guy walks into a bar with a pet monkey on his shoulder. The Bar tender tells him to get the monkey out says he can't have no wild animals in his bar. The guy assures the bar tender that his monkey is fully trained and won't cause any trouble. No ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Oct 1, 2021Oct 2021

Posted by SeaGreenEyez
Today's Most Disgusting Person Neighbor Plays Monkey Noises And Slings Racial Slurs When Black Family Leaves Or Arrives At Their Home: Officials Say There's No Crime Being Committed I'm not certain who's most deplorable. The racist ...
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CLASSIC ROCK RULES
Sep 25, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Marionville
Norwegian hard rock band - Stage Dolls. - Love Don’t Bother Me.
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The Best of Late Night & News
Sep 23, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by phxbillcee
Late Night with Seth Meyers - Mary Trump Calls Donald a "Loser" After He Sues Her Over Tax Documents: A Closer Look
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Legalize Cannabis Nationwide/Worldwide
Sep 23, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by OldGoat43
FEDERAL CANNABIS NEWS9/23/2021 SAFE Banking Act sponsor Rep. Ed Perlmutter (D-CO) spoke to Marijuana Moment about the prospects for finally getting his now five-times House-passed cannabis reform through the Senate and onto the...
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General & Hellos
Sep 19, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by noworry28
Who wants to tell me that there is no such thing as structural racism.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 17, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by snytiger6
LINKTucker Carlson Gets Accidentally Owned By His Own Damning On-Screen Graphic | HuffPost
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Silly, Random & Fun
Sep 16, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by SeaGreenEyez
LINKTaliban Overtakes Lower Manhattan Days After Biden Administration Leaves NYC 9/11 Commemoration
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Music Fans
Sep 10, 2021Sep 2021

Posted by Mark013
From the glory days of MTV. Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey
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Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 5, 2021Aug 2021

Posted by EarnestEccentric
This tiny monkey is so small I couldn't believe it was real until I saw it move... (video link)
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