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    Silly, Random & Fun
    Nov 8, 2017Nov 2017

    Posted by mistymoon77
    This could go for either gender. :) Just a great one liner, had to share
    174 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Dec 8, 2017Dec 2017

    Posted by Foxonaut
    A pastor told me today that he is sorry that I have not felt the love of god. Pastor, I am the one who is sorry. I'm sorry you believe a god who does not seem interested in loving everyone. I'm sorry you feel the need to apologize for this "all ...
    162 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Jan 1, 2018Jan 2018

    Posted by AMGT
    Don’t set the bar too high ;)
    100 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Feb 7, 2018Feb 2018

    Posted by silvereyes
    Religion is like a penis.
    139 comments
    Love & Relationships
    May 26, 2018May 2018

    Posted by Fearlessfreep
    I found love on Agnostic.com! We went from "We'll probably never meet because of the distance but it's cool to have online friends" to "Oh my god we absolutely have to be together". We met irl for the first time last weekend but we've been talking on...
    180 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Jan 20, 2018Jan 2018

    Posted by silvereyes
    There is no agnostic vs. atheist! The peeve I have...
    295 comments
    Health & Happiness
    Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

    Posted by Donotbelieve
    I just had a mind blowing conversation with my fundamental christian mother. We discussed the bible, evolution, the universe, and other light subjects. She tearfully admitted that she does not believe the bible to be infallible. She said that it ...
    134 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Jan 2, 2018Jan 2018

    Posted by evestrat
    Why I'm no longer asked to make cookies for the church bake sale ... ;)
    84 comments
    Love & Relationships
    Jan 6, 2018Jan 2018

    Posted by Crimson67
    Dating after 50
    340 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

    Posted by VictoriaNotes
    God hates porn?
    111 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Mar 6, 2018Mar 2018

    Posted by mistymoon77
    I really liked this post.. had to share.. pretty much sums it up for me anyway.
    37 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Mar 4, 2018Mar 2018

    Posted by VictoriaNotes
    Breasts
    95 comments
    Philosophy & Meaning
    Jan 3, 2018Jan 2018

    Posted by silvereyes
    I was messing around on Pinterest earlier and picked this up. Also, "some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it's going to be a beautiful day." :D
    61 comments
    Health & Happiness
    Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

    Posted by nutrition_nerd
    I have a master's degree I was born to my parents, in an apartment, in Tacoma, WA. The same apartment I'd spend the rest of my childhood living in. I moved out shortly after 19. The apartment was run down, and the walls were covered in mold, and...
    130 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Dec 7, 2017Dec 2017

    Posted by Benthoven
    One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked, “Why are you reading both those books?” “Well,” said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my ...
    41 comments
    General & Hellos
    Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

    Posted by DavidLaDeau
    Now level 7 yea! Actually don't care, but I am the guy that wears atheist t shirts whenever I go to town, so I'm looking forward to getting the agnostic.com t shirt at level 8. Please like so that I can accomplish this goal and advertise for the ...
    55 comments
    Site & Customer Service
    Sep 25, 2017Sep 2017

    Posted by Draco
    Fellow agnostics, how do you feel about believers joining?
    577 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Dec 31, 2017Dec 2017

    Posted by Nemosson
    This shit, is really fun. Im sitting out here in my little cabin out here in the sticks, in complete solitude, looking, and reading, listening,commenting, and I'm in complete stitches,laughing and giggling my ass off! My ribs and cheeks are cramping,...
    59 comments
    Sexual Deviants
    Aug 17, 2018Aug 2018

    Posted by JeremyTaylorSticky
    Just a friendly reminder: read someone's profile before messaging them. The whole profile. If someone's profile is set as "here for community" do not try to hit on them or ask them on a date. If someone is interested in meeting a gender you do not ...
    31 comments
    Philosophy & Meaning
    Dec 11, 2017Dec 2017

    Posted by silvereyes
    10 of my favorite Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes: because he's just so quotable 1. The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. 2. We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the...
    56 comments
    General & Hellos
    May 27, 2020May 2020

    Posted by 1EarthLovingGal
    I accepted the job I applied for as an adoptions specialist today!!! All on my own! No glory to God here. I did that! ❣️
    53 comments
    Love & Relationships
    Aug 1, 2018Aug 2018

    Posted by Sadoi
    I wanted to share an update on my "Romantic Situation" here at agnostic since it is This Site that is responsible for what I am about to type and because a number of my good friends wanted me to keep them in the loop. Although I was late in sharing...
    67 comments
    General & Hellos
    May 1, 2019May 2019

    Posted by DharmaBum50
    After three visits with each other last year, two in Michigan and one in Kentucky, @EllenDale and I are going to give it a go together here in Kentucky. Thank you, Agnostic.com!
    60 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Oct 21, 2018Oct 2018

    Posted by patchoullijulie
    DO YOU LIKE MY NEW T-SHIRT? It fits perfectly! :D
    50 comments
    Health & Happiness
    Oct 19, 2018Oct 2018

    Posted by LiterateHiker
    Look what was in my mailbox today!
    36 comments
    News & Links
    Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

    Posted by Crimson67
    I’ve been shot in combat. And as a veteran, I’m telling you: allowing teachers to be armed is an asinine idea
    105 comments
    Love & Relationships
    May 20, 2018May 2018

    Posted by EllenDale
    I was initially doubtful about meeting someone online. However, I just spent 2 weeks with a wonderful guy (@DharmaBum50) I met on this site. We plan to spend more time together this summer and fall. It's a long distance relationship for now, but ...
    53 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Feb 8, 2018Feb 2018

    Posted by VictoriaNotes
    Someone didn't think this through.
    56 comments
    General & Hellos
    Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

    Posted by bobwjr
    Doing my first shift testing people for covid tomorrow wish me luck . It has to be done big rise in infections this week its a civic duty to help and just right
    59 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Apr 21, 2018Apr 2018

    Posted by skado
    Thinking about LEVELS...
    42 comments
    General & Hellos
    Mar 31, 2020Mar 2020

    Posted by glennlab
    While I normally post witty, funny, ironic, or political memes I would like to offer one of thanks and if I forgot anyone, Thank you also,
    22 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Oct 15, 2021Oct 2021

    Posted by snytiger6
    When they asked me what my religion was...
    9 comments
    Health & Happiness
    Feb 11, 2021Feb 2021

    Posted by Apunzelle
    Went out tonight to pick up takeout. An older couple entering before us had no masks on. I took note and promptly forgot about them. I don’t give my mental energy or time to selfish people. After waiting a bit in my own happy world, I realized the...
    26 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Feb 10, 2020Feb 2020

    Posted by Azaz8899
    I have 4th stage prostate cancer so I will dies soon. Dying is not a problem more how I have lived is of interest. My view is that we are just one species of animal which has been given the opportunity to think, remember and reason. I find it pretty ...
    57 comments
    General & Hellos
    Oct 6, 2019Oct 2019

    Posted by LisaL81
    A little over a year ago I joined this site and made a post about how rough of a year it had been since leaving the faith. I had lost my marriage of 14 years because he rejected me when I came out as skeptical of the faith. He dragged the divorce out...
    39 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Jun 17, 2018Jun 2018

    Posted by Mea
    I posted earlier this year about how I was going to get a puppy as a sort of graduation gift to myself for finishing my bachelor's degree in Biological Sciences--so here he is. Meet Mordechai the harlequin Great Dane puppy. :)
    62 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

    Posted by yogafan108
    This explains it. Lol.
    17 comments
    Love & Relationships
    Aug 4, 2018Aug 2018

    Posted by CaroleKay
    This is a major rant about men not reading profiles. I am here for dating and I have an issue about men messaging me without first reading my profile. I may not be everyone's cup of tea but I put some effort in what I write, it's not a bunch of ...
    86 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

    Posted by Aivery
    God: Oy Noah! Noah: Yes Lord? God: How's it going? Noah: Not bad, I suppose, given the state of the world. You know, corruption and sin and giants everywhere... God: Well, quite. Been meaning to talk to you about that, actually. So, you know how ...
    37 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Aug 27, 2019Aug 2019

    Posted by Gwendolyn2018
    I bought a cedar chest at a local thrift store and it is missing some veneer (no, that is not what this post is about). As I was picking up the chest, a man was inquiring about a couch; he wanted to know if it were leather because he wanted to cover...
    28 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Nov 22, 2019Nov 2019

    Posted by URAKENT
    This super christian guy at my job asked once if I was Christian. I told him no, atheist. He seemed shocked. He said, "You? You seem to be such a nice person." He said, "It scares me that if you don't believe in God and heaven and hell, what's ...
    50 comments
    General & Hellos
    Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

    Posted by HippieChick58
    Asking if there is no god, what is the purpose of life is like...
    35 comments
    General & Hellos
    Jun 28, 2020Jun 2020

    Posted by bobwjr
    "The story I’m about to share with you about Joe Biden is special — in fact, I’m fairly certain I’m the only living person left who actually witnessed it firsthand. It was about 16 years ago, and I was a young rabbi, brand-new to Delaware, ...
    30 comments
    Love & Relationships
    Mar 21, 2020Mar 2020

    Posted by HippieChick58
    I hope we can be so civilized
    13 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Jun 4, 2018Jun 2018

    Posted by Lilie
    My new favorite joke!
    23 comments
    General & Hellos
    Sep 7, 2018Sep 2018

    Posted by josephr
    Being on the net as often as i am, i need the civility-fixes here at agnostic.com. The last two days have been especially abuse-ridden. After two days of being attacked and name-called for my socially conscious, anti-racist/bigotry approaches ...
    22 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Aug 15, 2018Aug 2018

    Posted by AMGT
    The unromantic truth
    13 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

    Posted by Kojaksmom
    One of the funniest things in my Facebook feed today.
    21 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Sep 29, 2017Sep 2017

    Posted by Chris90045
    How comfortable are you with the word "Atheist" ?
    562 comments
    General & Hellos
    Jan 29, 2020Jan 2020

    Posted by Cyklone
    As an Aussie living in a mainly secular country I'm amazed and disheartened by the stories from Americans who have to hide their secularism and who are discriminated against because of it. It's difficult to accept a first world country with third ...
    49 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

    Posted by Agnieszka
    Sweet Jesus 😂🤣
    19 comments
    General & Hellos
    Sep 1, 2019Sep 2019

    Posted by Gwendolyn2018
    An email from a guy on a dating site: "Gwen forgive me for bothering you, you're the first real live Atheist I've had a chance to talk with, i only have this one thing i want to say.. It is written that God's knowledge is silly to the non-believer.....
    51 comments
    General & Hellos
    May 5, 2019May 2019

    Posted by evergreen
    It's been a long time since I had some holy rollers come to my house ... Well - Saturday, while I was out in the yard, I saw them approaching - two men and a young boy. I approached and asked if I could help them, and one man said "we'd love to ...
    33 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Sep 10, 2017Sep 2017

    Posted by Bingogwak
    How do you tell religious people that you're an atheist?
    806 comments
    Love & Relationships
    Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

    Posted by HippieChick58
    Guys ask why women are so pissed off. Even guys with wives and daughters. Jackson Katz, a prominent social researcher, illustrates why. He's done it with hundreds of audiences: "I draw a line down the middle of a chalkboard, sketching a male symbol ...
    61 comments
    General & Hellos
    May 10, 2019May 2019

    Posted by Donotbelieve
    I am interested in opinions on this statement.
    68 comments
    General & Hellos
    May 15, 2020May 2020

    Posted by Pralina1
    My direct admission at covid unit two nights ago came from the woods , no social security number , no medical records , no nothing . A Hispanic man of low 30s , a “ working in a farm “ man , while wife working at the meat plan of same area . My ...
    30 comments
    Music, Movies & Books
    Apr 9, 2018Apr 2018

    Posted by Duke
    I've been away for a while. I've missed you heathens. I have a story to tell here. Last year I spoke with a friend in southern Illinois about a guitar that he's had forever. It was an old, beat-up Kay acoustic. And when I say old, I mean old. It ...
    45 comments
    Singles/Mingle/Chat
    Dec 9, 2018Dec 2018

    Posted by Hellas
    Dude from okc sent me a pic of his abs and undewear so I sent him a pic of George licking himself.
    29 comments
    Singles/Mingle/Chat
    Jul 30, 2018Jul 2018

    Posted by msar0414
    So, after chatting with someone I met here, we finally got the opportunity to meet in person. We had been chatting for a couple months. We both went into it with the same philosophy of at the very least, we'll definitely be friends and able to hang...
    28 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    May 29, 2018May 2018

    Posted by BohoHeathen
    I feel this is true for most people who finally open their eyes to reality.
    16 comments
    General & Hellos
    Jul 4, 2020Jul 2020

    Posted by Marionville
    I just want to say HAPPY 4TH JULY to all my American chums here on Agnostics! Have a great day!! 🇺🇸 🥁 👌 😎
    26 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Aug 11, 2019Aug 2019

    Posted by hippydog
    Got my T shirt and pen!
    44 comments
    General & Hellos
    May 1, 2019May 2019

    Posted by Allamanda
    How to advertise your religion...
    12 comments
    Family & Parenting
    Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

    Posted by tsallinia
    Went to a humanist funeral yesterday and I was blown away. The departed was a saintly woman who helped numerous cancer patients voluntarily;everyone was there... Even the local priest allowed the humanist ceremony to take place in his church because ...
    28 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Jun 29, 2020Jun 2020

    Posted by Triphid
    LOL, it just CANNOT get any better imo. Just finished with a short conversation, via the phone, with none other that 'Pope' Paul Skelley who informs me that his little 'congregation' has met and decided that, " Considering my blatant Atheism, my ...
    45 comments
    General & Hellos
    Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

    Posted by Boomtarat03
    Hey guys, before I came on this site I am a hundred % believer, as the time goes by and read most of the post and comments on here plus every time I asked bf bout things, it changes my views in life, it turned out that the logic of things and ...
    45 comments
    General & Hellos
    Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

    Posted by Mea
    Hello all, I just wanted to say that I've really been enjoying this place and appreciate the sense of community here! I love all of the stimulating conversations that can be found on the discussion boards as well as how caring and supportive ...
    27 comments
    General & Hellos
    Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

    Posted by BeeHappy
    Yay!! Got my t-shirt today! Woot woot! ????
    33 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Oct 14, 2017Oct 2017

    Posted by Nicsnort
    How do you deal with Door-knockers?
    779 comments
    General & Hellos
    Dec 23, 2021Dec 2021

    Posted by JonnaBononna
    Carl Sagan’s wife on death & life… “When my husband died, because he was so famous and known for not being a believer, many people would come up to me-it still sometimes happens-and ask me if Carl changed at the end and converted to a belief ...
    23 comments
    Posts
    Aug 23, 2021Aug 2021

    Posted by bobwjr
    "Years ago, anthropologist Margaret Mead was asked by a student what she considered to be the first sign of civilization in a culture. The student expected Mead to talk about fishhooks or clay pots or grinding stones. But no. Mead said that the first...
    10 comments
    General & Hellos
    Jan 30, 2022Jan 2022

    Posted by Pralina1
    Priorities for next 14 days : No matter what , making sure I have no wear down panties on and matching bra will be nice 🙄 Just in case my behind ends back on a stretcher again Well . Kidney stone . Delightful . Decided to dislodge from kidney ...
    32 comments
    General & Hellos
    Dec 28, 2019Dec 2019

    Posted by Pralina1
    Satan and I in Florida . We had great x , and back to work for both of us . He was given to me by the people who coordinate my schedule , I always sign my emails w a bat and since they know that I am an atheist , they figured , “ it had your name ...
    27 comments
    Singles/Mingle/Chat
    Aug 3, 2018Aug 2018

    Posted by Christiep77
    I read this today and thought it was sweet: “Instead of trying to get the most beautiful girl in the world, go for the girl that makes your world the most beautiful.”
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    Community Senate
    Jan 1, 2019Jan 2019

    Posted by Pralina1
    Happy new year to admin dude and site support and everyone who is giving me this site . Hope good health and smiles are your friends for 2019 . Thank u for giving me a home and a place to communicate / learn from others / vent / and often laugh . ...
    16 comments
    General & Hellos
    Oct 25, 2018Oct 2018

    Posted by LucyLoohoo
    Here's my AGNOSTIC shirt! I like it a lot! Thanks to Administration!
    26 comments
    Singles/Mingle/Chat
    Nov 5, 2018Nov 2018

    Posted by MarcT
    Well, I had an awesome first date today! It was a lunch date, and we ate and talked for three hours. Right up until the time she had to go pick up her kids. We have another date planned for Friday!
    29 comments
    Philosophy & Meaning
    Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

    Posted by silvereyes
    A toast to Stephen Hawking. Such a great contributer to the world. Here are some of his awesome quotes: 1. Intelligence is the ability to change and adapt. 2. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist....
    22 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Aug 18, 2021Aug 2021

    Posted by Basem
    Dare to question god's wisdom?
    17 comments
    Politics
    Feb 11, 2019Feb 2019

    Posted by ATDayHiker
    Why are people so hostile towards President Donald Trump? This question was asked on Quora, and here is probably the best response so far (thank you to Chris O'Leary). Please take the time to read the whole thing (a little long I know, but ...
    33 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Oct 6, 2019Oct 2019

    Posted by jimmie3286
    I just finished 84 days at St. Joseph's Recovery Center in Parkersburg, WV.. I have over 100 days clean and sober. People are always saying you can't do it with out God but I have done it. I find more strength and courage within myself. I have ...
    52 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

    Posted by Dancing
    I've been inching my way to level 8 for eternity. I have less than 3,000 to go! It's the apocalypse and I don't have too many pressing things going on. So here is my point grovel... I'm so glad I found this site. It really helped me when I was in ...
    60 comments
    General & Hellos
    Jun 8, 2020Jun 2020

    Posted by HippieChick58
    LINKNeil deGrasse Tyson's Life Advice Will Leave You SPEECHLESS - One of the Most Eye Opening Interviews - YouTube
    20 comments
    Family & Parenting
    Aug 9, 2018Aug 2018

    Posted by Crimson67
    First day of school and my heathen has to wear his atheist shirt. Lol
    28 comments
    General & Hellos
    Aug 11, 2021Aug 2021

    Posted by Lorajay
    Here's a Jesus we can depend on.
    9 comments
    General & Hellos
    Sep 27, 2020Sep 2020

    Posted by demifeministgal
    Heyy look whos shirt arrived just in time for her birthday! 😮😉 its my birthday y'all, celebrate with me agnostic style 😉 :D ^_^ <3 would love some messages/posts from my beloved agnostic community on this day. :) ;)
    43 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Feb 1, 2021Feb 2021

    Posted by StellarAmor75
    Gotta love George Carlin as he shot from the hip.
    7 comments
    Religion & Spirituality
    Oct 18, 2022Oct 2022

    Posted by ErichZannIII
    They're so quick to accuse us of being offended by their religion
    18 comments
    General & Hellos
    Nov 1, 2022Nov 2022

    Posted by glennlab
    The real difference between Atheist and religious people
    7 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Jul 9, 2020Jul 2020

    Posted by josephr
    Posted meaning no disrespect to my many American friends, family members, and allies: A telephone to God? A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that...
    26 comments
    Community Senate
    Feb 6, 2019Feb 2019

    Posted by KKGator
    Too many "rules". Too many people thinking they have the right to tell anyone else how to act. Too many people trying to drag @Admin and @SiteSupport into nonsense they don't need to bother with. Block, don't block. Bitch about it, don't bitch ...
    24 comments
    General & Hellos
    Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

    Posted by BohoHeathen
    HOLY TRIGGERED, BATMAN! I cannot believe how outraged some atheists get when they see someone using the word spiritual. I recently used the word spiritual in a post...however this is not the first time I've set someone off over the usage of this...
    72 comments
    General & Hellos
    Jul 2, 2019Jul 2019

    Posted by Bigwavedave
    HOW NOT TO FIND A PARTNER -Lessons from an old man I have a friend whose wife died a year ago. He asked me what I thought he should do to find a new mate in online dating....I read the posts on Agnostic.com as well. With great fear of being ...
    40 comments
    Silly, Random & Fun
    Jun 13, 2018Jun 2018

    Posted by Tomfoolery33
    Okay guys, I've got 17 more points to get to level 8 (and a tee-shirt) so I'm going to shamelessly whore myself out to get them. Help me out!
    46 comments
    Politics
    May 21, 2018May 2018

    Posted by AdorkableMe
    The recent posts on reproductive rights and abortion hit close to home for me so I have some pretty strong feelings about it. Last year when it looked like the ACA might be repealed I decided to share my story on facebook. I thought I would share...
    49 comments
    Singles/Mingle/Chat
    Jun 22, 2018Jun 2018

    Posted by MrLizard
    Two ex-Agnostic.com singles concerting in Gainesville.
    27 comments
    Singles/Mingle/Chat
    Sep 1, 2018Sep 2018

    Posted by Rose2U
    update Date went great. Kiss went well and it was an awsome idea! Second date coming up.
    25 comments
    Community Senate
    Jan 21, 2019Jan 2019

    Posted by BestWithoutGods
    I absolutely love Agnostic.com. Where else can I speak my mind without some religiulous nutcase reading me the riot act? Thanks to all who make it happen. :)
    20 comments