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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 8, 2017Nov 2017

Posted by mistymoon77
This could go for either gender. :) Just a great one liner, had to share
173 comments
General & Hellos
Jan 4, 2018Jan 2018

Posted by anonymous
Godless Vagina
192 comments
Religion & Spirituality
Dec 8, 2017Dec 2017

Posted by Foxonaut
A pastor told me today that he is sorry that I have not felt the love of god. Pastor, I am the one who is sorry. I'm sorry you believe a god who does not seem interested in loving everyone. I'm sorry you feel the need to apologize for this "all ...
170 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 1, 2018Jan 2018

Posted by AMGT
Don’t set the bar too high ;)
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 7, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by silvereyes
Religion is like a penis.
142 comments
Love & Relationships
May 26, 2018May 2018

Posted by Fearlessfreep
I found love on Agnostic.com! We went from "We'll probably never meet because of the distance but it's cool to have online friends" to "Oh my god we absolutely have to be together". We met irl for the first time last weekend but we've been talking on...
184 comments
Religion & Spirituality
Jan 20, 2018Jan 2018

Posted by silvereyes
There is no agnostic vs. atheist! The peeve I have...
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Health & Happiness
Sep 13, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by Donotbelieve
I just had a mind blowing conversation with my fundamental christian mother. We discussed the bible, evolution, the universe, and other light subjects. She tearfully admitted that she does not believe the bible to be infallible. She said that it ...
139 comments
Love & Relationships
Jan 6, 2018Jan 2018

Posted by Crimson67
Dating after 50
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jan 2, 2018Jan 2018

Posted by evestrat
Why I'm no longer asked to make cookies for the church bake sale ... ;)
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Religion & Spirituality
Mar 24, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by VictoriaNotes
God hates porn?
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Religion & Spirituality
Mar 6, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by mistymoon77
I really liked this post.. had to share.. pretty much sums it up for me anyway.
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Silly, Random & Fun
Mar 4, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by VictoriaNotes
Breasts
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Philosophy & Meaning
Jan 3, 2018Jan 2018

Posted by silvereyes
I was messing around on Pinterest earlier and picked this up. Also, "some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it's going to be a beautiful day." :D
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Health & Happiness
Aug 11, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by nutrition_nerd
I have a master's degree I was born to my parents, in an apartment, in Tacoma, WA. The same apartment I'd spend the rest of my childhood living in. I moved out shortly after 19. The apartment was run down, and the walls were covered in mold, and...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 7, 2017Dec 2017

Posted by Benthoven
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked, “Why are you reading both those books?” “Well,” said the orangutan, “I just wanted to know if I was my ...
40 comments
General & Hellos
Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by DavidLaDeau
Now level 7 yea! Actually don't care, but I am the guy that wears atheist t shirts whenever I go to town, so I'm looking forward to getting the agnostic.com t shirt at level 8. Please like so that I can accomplish this goal and advertise for the ...
63 comments
General & Hellos
May 27, 2020May 2020

Posted by 1EarthLovingGal
I accepted the job I applied for as an adoptions specialist today!!! All on my own! No glory to God here. I did that! ❣️
58 comments
Site & Customer Service
Sep 25, 2017Sep 2017

Posted by Draco
Fellow agnostics, how do you feel about believers joining?
596 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Dec 31, 2017Dec 2017

Posted by Nemosson
This shit, is really fun. Im sitting out here in my little cabin out here in the sticks, in complete solitude, looking, and reading, listening,commenting, and I'm in complete stitches,laughing and giggling my ass off! My ribs and cheeks are cramping,...
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Philosophy & Meaning
Dec 11, 2017Dec 2017

Posted by silvereyes
10 of my favorite Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes: because he's just so quotable 1. The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. 2. We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the...
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Love & Relationships
Aug 1, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Sadoi
I wanted to share an update on my "Romantic Situation" here at agnostic since it is This Site that is responsible for what I am about to type and because a number of my good friends wanted me to keep them in the loop. Although I was late in sharing...
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Sexual Deviants
Aug 17, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by JeremyTaylorSticky
Just a friendly reminder: read someone's profile before messaging them. The whole profile. If someone's profile is set as "here for community" do not try to hit on them or ask them on a date. If someone is interested in meeting a gender you do not ...
31 comments
General & Hellos
May 1, 2019May 2019

Posted by DharmaBum50
After three visits with each other last year, two in Michigan and one in Kentucky, @EllenDale and I are going to give it a go together here in Kentucky. Thank you, Agnostic.com!
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Silly, Random & Fun
Oct 21, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by patchoullijulie
DO YOU LIKE MY NEW T-SHIRT? It fits perfectly! :D
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Health & Happiness
Oct 19, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by LiterateHiker
Look what was in my mailbox today!
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Love & Relationships
May 20, 2018May 2018

Posted by EllenDale
I was initially doubtful about meeting someone online. However, I just spent 2 weeks with a wonderful guy (@DharmaBum50) I met on this site. We plan to spend more time together this summer and fall. It's a long distance relationship for now, but ...
57 comments
News & Links
Feb 22, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Crimson67
I’ve been shot in combat. And as a veteran, I’m telling you: allowing teachers to be armed is an asinine idea
109 comments
General & Hellos
Apr 22, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by bobwjr
Doing my first shift testing people for covid tomorrow wish me luck . It has to be done big rise in infections this week its a civic duty to help and just right
63 comments
Health & Happiness
Feb 11Feb 11

Posted by Apunzelle
Went out tonight to pick up takeout. An older couple entering before us had no masks on. I took note and promptly forgot about them. I don’t give my mental energy or time to selfish people. After waiting a bit in my own happy world, I realized the...
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General & Hellos
Mar 31, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by glennlab
While I normally post witty, funny, ironic, or political memes I would like to offer one of thanks and if I forgot anyone, Thank you also,
27 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 21, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by skado
Thinking about LEVELS...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 8, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by VictoriaNotes
Someone didn't think this through.
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General & Hellos
Oct 6, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by LisaL81
A little over a year ago I joined this site and made a post about how rough of a year it had been since leaving the faith. I had lost my marriage of 14 years because he rejected me when I came out as skeptical of the faith. He dragged the divorce out...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 17, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Mea
I posted earlier this year about how I was going to get a puppy as a sort of graduation gift to myself for finishing my bachelor's degree in Biological Sciences--so here he is. Meet Mordechai the harlequin Great Dane puppy. :)
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Religion & Spirituality
Feb 10, 2020Feb 2020

Posted by Azaz8899
I have 4th stage prostate cancer so I will dies soon. Dying is not a problem more how I have lived is of interest. My view is that we are just one species of animal which has been given the opportunity to think, remember and reason. I find it pretty ...
60 comments
Religion & Spirituality
Aug 7, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by yogafan108
This explains it. Lol.
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Religion & Spirituality
Aug 27, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by Gwendolyn2018
I bought a cedar chest at a local thrift store and it is missing some veneer (no, that is not what this post is about). As I was picking up the chest, a man was inquiring about a couch; he wanted to know if it were leather because he wanted to cover...
30 comments
Love & Relationships
Aug 4, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by CaroleKay
This is a major rant about men not reading profiles. I am here for dating and I have an issue about men messaging me without first reading my profile. I may not be everyone's cup of tea but I put some effort in what I write, it's not a bunch of ...
86 comments
General & Hellos
Jun 28, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by bobwjr
"The story I’m about to share with you about Joe Biden is special — in fact, I’m fairly certain I’m the only living person left who actually witnessed it firsthand. It was about 16 years ago, and I was a young rabbi, brand-new to Delaware, ...
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Topic of the day
Nov 7, 2020Nov 2020

Posted by Admin
Biden Wins! Congrats to the Democrats for electing Biden and Harris! It's been a rocky and emotional four years but change is in the air. It's time to reflect and look to the future. How are you feeling?
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General & Hellos
Jun 9, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by HippieChick58
Asking if there is no god, what is the purpose of life is like...
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Religion & Spirituality
Nov 22, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by URAKENT
This super christian guy at my job asked once if I was Christian. I told him no, atheist. He seemed shocked. He said, "You? You seem to be such a nice person." He said, "It scares me that if you don't believe in God and heaven and hell, what's ...
51 comments
Site & Customer Service
Jul 1, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by Admin
We're happy to roll out an update to our "likes" button. You can now select a dozen different types of emotions in your "likes". You can still do a single click for the good old thumbs up. We realize that we don't want this site to be too much ...
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Family & Parenting
Apr 20, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by anonymous
I attended a family dinner tonight and when they stopped to pray, I began to eat my food. And I enjoyed the shit out of that food while they prayed. Never did that before. I usually just remain still and silent until they finish. This time, I said to...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 11, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Aivery
God: Oy Noah! Noah: Yes Lord? God: How's it going? Noah: Not bad, I suppose, given the state of the world. You know, corruption and sin and giants everywhere... God: Well, quite. Been meaning to talk to you about that, actually. So, you know how ...
36 comments
General & Hellos
Sep 7, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by josephr
Being on the net as often as i am, i need the civility-fixes here at agnostic.com. The last two days have been especially abuse-ridden. After two days of being attacked and name-called for my socially conscious, anti-racist/bigotry approaches ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 15, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by AMGT
The unromantic truth
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General & Hellos
Sep 1, 2019Sep 2019

Posted by Gwendolyn2018
An email from a guy on a dating site: "Gwen forgive me for bothering you, you're the first real live Atheist I've had a chance to talk with, i only have this one thing i want to say.. It is written that God's knowledge is silly to the non-believer.....
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 4, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Lilie
My new favorite joke!
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Love & Relationships
Mar 21, 2020Mar 2020

Posted by HippieChick58
I hope we can be so civilized
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General & Hellos
May 15, 2020May 2020

Posted by Pralina1
My direct admission at covid unit two nights ago came from the woods , no social security number , no medical records , no nothing . A Hispanic man of low 30s , a “ working in a farm “ man , while wife working at the meat plan of same area . My ...
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Love & Relationships
Sep 28, 2018Sep 2018

Posted by HippieChick58
Guys ask why women are so pissed off. Even guys with wives and daughters. Jackson Katz, a prominent social researcher, illustrates why. He's done it with hundreds of audiences: "I draw a line down the middle of a chalkboard, sketching a male symbol ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Nov 4, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by Agnieszka
Sweet Jesus 😂🤣
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Religion & Spirituality
Sep 29, 2017Sep 2017

Posted by Chris90045
How comfortable are you with the word "Atheist" ?
574 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 18, 2018Feb 2018

Posted by Kojaksmom
One of the funniest things in my Facebook feed today.
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General & Hellos
Jun 1, 2019Jun 2019

Posted by Boomtarat03
Hey guys, before I came on this site I am a hundred % believer, as the time goes by and read most of the post and comments on here plus every time I asked bf bout things, it changes my views in life, it turned out that the logic of things and ...
47 comments
General & Hellos
Jul 4, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by Marionville
I just want to say HAPPY 4TH JULY to all my American chums here on Agnostics! Have a great day!! 🇺🇸 🥁 👌 😎
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General & Hellos
Jan 29, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by Cyklone
As an Aussie living in a mainly secular country I'm amazed and disheartened by the stories from Americans who have to hide their secularism and who are discriminated against because of it. It's difficult to accept a first world country with third ...
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Silly, Random & Fun
Aug 11, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by hippydog
Got my T shirt and pen!
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Site & Customer Service
Dec 24, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Admin
Are you a "Season's Greetings" or "Happy Holidays" person? Either way, best wishes to you and thanks for participation this past year! And yes, it's a beautiful tree:
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General & Hellos
May 10, 2019May 2019

Posted by Donotbelieve
I am interested in opinions on this statement.
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General & Hellos
May 5, 2019May 2019

Posted by evergreen
It's been a long time since I had some holy rollers come to my house ... Well - Saturday, while I was out in the yard, I saw them approaching - two men and a young boy. I approached and asked if I could help them, and one man said "we'd love to ...
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Music, Movies & Books
Apr 9, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by Duke
I've been away for a while. I've missed you heathens. I have a story to tell here. Last year I spoke with a friend in southern Illinois about a guitar that he's had forever. It was an old, beat-up Kay acoustic. And when I say old, I mean old. It ...
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Religion & Spirituality
Sep 10, 2017Sep 2017

Posted by Bingogwak
How do you tell religious people that you're an atheist?
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General & Hellos
Dec 28, 2019Dec 2019

Posted by Pralina1
Satan and I in Florida . We had great x , and back to work for both of us . He was given to me by the people who coordinate my schedule , I always sign my emails w a bat and since they know that I am an atheist , they figured , “ it had your name ...
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Religion & Spirituality
Oct 6, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by jimmie3286
I just finished 84 days at St. Joseph's Recovery Center in Parkersburg, WV.. I have over 100 days clean and sober. People are always saying you can't do it with out God but I have done it. I find more strength and courage within myself. I have ...
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General & Hellos
May 27, 2020May 2020

Posted by SeaGreenEyez
On a serious note ... I'm just overwhelmed by you all. I'm a little bit SERIOUSLY introvert and non-personable. I don't even know what to say to every one that's taken the time to write and NOT send prayers. Thank you God!!!! 😂 Thanks to All...
42 comments
General & Hellos
Jul 2, 2019Jul 2019

Posted by Bigwavedave
HOW NOT TO FIND A PARTNER -Lessons from an old man I have a friend whose wife died a year ago. He asked me what I thought he should do to find a new mate in online dating....I read the posts on Agnostic.com as well. With great fear of being ...
43 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
May 29, 2018May 2018

Posted by BohoHeathen
I feel this is true for most people who finally open their eyes to reality.
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General & Hellos
Jun 8, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by HippieChick58
LINKNeil deGrasse Tyson's Life Advice Will Leave You SPEECHLESS - One of the Most Eye Opening Interviews - YouTube
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Religion & Spirituality
Oct 14, 2017Oct 2017

Posted by Nicsnort
How do you deal with Door-knockers?
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Silly, Random & Fun
Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

Posted by Dancing
I've been inching my way to level 8 for eternity. I have less than 3,000 to go! It's the apocalypse and I don't have too many pressing things going on. So here is my point grovel... I'm so glad I found this site. It really helped me when I was in ...
66 comments
Religion & Spirituality
Jun 29, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Triphid
LOL, it just CANNOT get any better imo. Just finished with a short conversation, via the phone, with none other that 'Pope' Paul Skelley who informs me that his little 'congregation' has met and decided that, " Considering my blatant Atheism, my ...
48 comments
General & Hellos
May 1, 2019May 2019

Posted by Allamanda
How to advertise your religion...
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General & Hellos
Oct 23, 2019Oct 2019

Posted by BohoHeathen
HOLY TRIGGERED, BATMAN! I cannot believe how outraged some atheists get when they see someone using the word spiritual. I recently used the word spiritual in a post...however this is not the first time I've set someone off over the usage of this...
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Singles/Mingle/Chat
Dec 9, 2018Dec 2018

Posted by Hellas
Dude from okc sent me a pic of his abs and undewear so I sent him a pic of George licking himself.
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Family & Parenting
Nov 12, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by tsallinia
Went to a humanist funeral yesterday and I was blown away. The departed was a saintly woman who helped numerous cancer patients voluntarily;everyone was there... Even the local priest allowed the humanist ceremony to take place in his church because ...
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Politics
Feb 11, 2019Feb 2019

Posted by ATDayHiker
Why are people so hostile towards President Donald Trump? This question was asked on Quora, and here is probably the best response so far (thank you to Chris O'Leary). Please take the time to read the whole thing (a little long I know, but ...
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Site & Customer Service
Dec 30, 2017Dec 2017

Posted by Admin
Ok, another couple weeks and another list of improvements (hopefully) to the site. Here goes: We are slowly sending out our first email of “new member matches” for those interested in dating and “interesting new posts” for those here more...
46 comments
General & Hellos
Jun 13Jun 13

Posted by glennlab
There is no christian persecution.
19 comments
Site & Customer Service
May 15, 2018May 2018

Posted by Admin
We're really excited to announce a bunch of new ways to help you meet other members. If you like what you're seeing, please tell your friends about our community. Here are few of the new features: Chat rooms Since it was one of the top requests...
31 comments
General & Hellos
Apr 3, 2018Apr 2018

Posted by BeeHappy
Yay!! Got my t-shirt today! Woot woot! ????
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General & Hellos
Mar 15, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by Mea
Hello all, I just wanted to say that I've really been enjoying this place and appreciate the sense of community here! I love all of the stimulating conversations that can be found on the discussion boards as well as how caring and supportive ...
31 comments
General & Hellos
Nov 20, 2019Nov 2019

Posted by KKGator
Sondland has thrown ALL of them right under the bus. From 45, to Pence, to Rudy, to the State Dept., and the guys who testified yesterday. Yesterday, I told someone that this is exactly what was going to happen with this guy. He's already wealthy, ...
22 comments
Singles/Mingle/Chat
Jul 30, 2018Jul 2018

Posted by msar0414
So, after chatting with someone I met here, we finally got the opportunity to meet in person. We had been chatting for a couple months. We both went into it with the same philosophy of at the very least, we'll definitely be friends and able to hang...
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General & Hellos
Sep 27, 2020Sep 2020

Posted by demifeministgal
Heyy look whos shirt arrived just in time for her birthday! 😮😉 its my birthday y'all, celebrate with me agnostic style 😉 :D ^_^ <3 would love some messages/posts from my beloved agnostic community on this day. :) ;)
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Silly, Random & Fun
Jul 9, 2020Jul 2020

Posted by josephr
Posted meaning no disrespect to my many American friends, family members, and allies: A telephone to God? A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that...
27 comments
Politics
May 21, 2018May 2018

Posted by AdorkableMe
The recent posts on reproductive rights and abortion hit close to home for me so I have some pretty strong feelings about it. Last year when it looked like the ACA might be repealed I decided to share my story on facebook. I thought I would share...
51 comments
General & Hellos
Aug 3, 2019Aug 2019

Posted by HippieChick58
Famous Atheist - Jodie Foster
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General & Hellos
Oct 25, 2018Oct 2018

Posted by LucyLoohoo
Here's my AGNOSTIC shirt! I like it a lot! Thanks to Administration!
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General & Hellos
Apr 13Apr 13

Posted by Gwendolyn2018
Gwen Shocks a Christian I was in Walmart today and, as is my wont, struck up a conversation with young woman in the soft drink aisle. We exchanged pleasantries (I can be very pleasant when I choose to be) for about five minutes and then, wished ...
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Philosophy & Meaning
Mar 14, 2018Mar 2018

Posted by silvereyes
A toast to Stephen Hawking. Such a great contributer to the world. Here are some of his awesome quotes: 1. Intelligence is the ability to change and adapt. 2. Perfection simply doesn't exist.....Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist....
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Community Senate
Jan 1, 2019Jan 2019

Posted by Pralina1
Happy new year to admin dude and site support and everyone who is giving me this site . Hope good health and smiles are your friends for 2019 . Thank u for giving me a home and a place to communicate / learn from others / vent / and often laugh . ...
16 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Feb 1Feb 1

Posted by StellarAmor75
Gotta love George Carlin as he shot from the hip.
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Religion & Spirituality
Jun 21, 2020Jun 2020

Posted by Gwendolyn2018
Assumptions . . . My dear sister who is a "liberal" Christian had a heart attack about 10 days ago. By "liberal," I mean that she does not condemn LBGT and knows that evolution happened. I went down to stay with her for a few days and her church ...
27 comments
General & Hellos
Jan 8, 2020Jan 2020

Posted by BestWithoutGods
Thanks to Agnostic.com for sending me the teeshirt and pen. I know the photo is goofy, but that's just me. I have grown out my hair and beard for a production of Fiddler on the Roof. Unfortunately, I am having some health issues, and my ability to ...
45 comments
Silly, Random & Fun
Jun 13, 2018Jun 2018

Posted by Tomfoolery33
Okay guys, I've got 17 more points to get to level 8 (and a tee-shirt) so I'm going to shamelessly whore myself out to get them. Help me out!
48 comments
Singles/Mingle/Chat
Aug 3, 2018Aug 2018

Posted by Christiep77
I read this today and thought it was sweet: “Instead of trying to get the most beautiful girl in the world, go for the girl that makes your world the most beautiful.”
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Posts
Jan 16Jan 16

Posted by mistymoon77
Isn't that the truth!
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