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This could go for either gender. :) Just a great one liner, had to share
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Godless Vagina
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Don’t set the bar too high ;)
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A pastor told me today that he is sorry that I have not felt the love of god. Pastor, I am the one who is sorry. I'm sorry you believe a god who does not seem interested in loving everyone. I'm ...
Posted by By Foxonaut | 180 comments | IN, USA | Dec 8, 2017
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Religion is like a penis.
Posted by By silvereyes | 160 comments | Fuckin', USA | Feb 7, 2018
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I found love on Agnostic.com! We went from "We'll probably never meet because of the distance but it's cool to have online friends" to "Oh my god we absolutely have to be together". We met irl for the...
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There is no agnostic vs. atheist! The peeve I have...
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I just had a mind blowing conversation with my fundamental christian mother. We discussed the bible, evolution, the universe, and other light subjects. She tearfully admitted that she does not ...
Posted by By Donotbelieve | 151 comments | Notyourbusiness, USA | Sep 13, 2018
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Dating after 50
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Why I'm no longer asked to make cookies for the church bake sale ... ;)
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God hates porn?
Posted by By VictoriaNotes | 137 comments | MS Gulf Coast, USA | Mar 24, 2018
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I was messing around on Pinterest earlier and picked this up. Also, "some people are like clouds, when they disappear, it's going to be a beautiful day." :D
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I really liked this post.. had to share.. pretty much sums it up for me anyway.
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I have a master's degree I was born to my parents, in an apartment, in Tacoma, WA. The same apartment I'd spend the rest of my childhood living in. I moved out shortly after 19. The apartment ...
Posted by By nutrition_nerd | 141 comments | PRIVATE CITY, USA | Aug 11, 2018
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One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. Surprised, he asked, “Why are you reading both those books?” “Well,” said ...
Posted by By Benthoven | 51 comments | New York, USA | Dec 7, 2017
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Now level 7 yea! Actually don't care, but I am the guy that wears atheist t shirts whenever I go to town, so I'm looking forward to getting the agnostic.com t shirt at level 8. Please like so that I ...
Posted by By DavidLaDeau | 76 comments | CO, USA | Apr 3, 2018
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This shit, is really fun. Im sitting out here in my little cabin out here in the sticks, in complete solitude, looking, and reading, listening,commenting, and I'm in complete stitches,laughing and ...
Posted by By Nemosson | 77 comments | OK, USA | Dec 31, 2017
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Fellow agnostics, how do you feel about believers joining?
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I wanted to share an update on my "Romantic Situation" here at agnostic since it is This Site that is responsible for what I am about to type and because a number of my good friends wanted me to keep...
Posted by By Sadoi | 82 comments | Hell, USA | Aug 1, 2018
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Look what was in my mailbox today!
Posted by By LiterateHiker | 48 comments | Wenatchee, USA | Oct 19, 2018
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10 of my favorite Neil deGrasse Tyson quotes: because he's just so quotable 1. The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. 2. We are all connected; To ...
Posted by By silvereyes | 69 comments | Fuckin', USA | Dec 11, 2017
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I was initially doubtful about meeting someone online. However, I just spent 2 weeks with a wonderful guy (@DharmaBum50) I met on this site. We plan to spend more time together this summer and fall....
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DO YOU LIKE MY NEW T-SHIRT? It fits perfectly! :D
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I posted earlier this year about how I was going to get a puppy as a sort of graduation gift to myself for finishing my bachelor's degree in Biological Sciences--so here he is. Meet Mordechai the ...
Posted by By Mea | 82 comments | CO, USA | June 17, 2018
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I’ve been shot in combat. And as a veteran, I’m telling you: allowing teachers to be armed is an asinine idea
Posted by By Crimson67 | 126 comments | Kentucky, USA | Feb 22, 2018
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This explains it. Lol.
Posted by By yogafan108 | 24 comments | NV, USA | Aug 7, 2018
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Thinking about LEVELS...
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Someone didn't think this through.
Posted by By VictoriaNotes | 66 comments | MS Gulf Coast, USA | Feb 8, 2018
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We're happy to roll out an update to our "likes" button. You can now select a dozen different types of emotions in your "likes". You can still do a single click for the good old thumbs up. We ...
Posted by By Admin | 41 comments | On Agnostic.com | July 1, 2018
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The unromantic truth
Posted by By AMGT | 21 comments | CA, USA | Aug 15, 2018
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Guys ask why women are so pissed off. Even guys with wives and daughters. Jackson Katz, a prominent social researcher, illustrates why. He's done it with hundreds of audiences: "I draw a line down ...
Posted by By HippieChick58 | 70 comments | Omaha, USA | Sep 28, 2018
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Being on the net as often as i am, i need the civility-fixes here at agnostic.com. The last two days have been especially abuse-ridden. After two days of being attacked and name-called for my ...
Posted by By josephr | 30 comments | Victoria, Canada | Sep 7, 2018
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This is a major rant about men not reading profiles. I am here for dating and I have an issue about men messaging me without first reading my profile. I may not be everyone's cup of tea but I put...
Posted by By CaroleKay | 111 comments | Los Angeles, USA | Aug 4, 2018
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One of the funniest things in my Facebook feed today.
Posted by By Kojaksmom | 26 comments | Blue Dot In Red State, USA | Feb 18, 2018
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Here's my AGNOSTIC shirt! I like it a lot! Thanks to Administration!
Posted by By LucyLoohoo | 41 comments | CA, USA | Oct 25, 2018
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We're really excited to announce a bunch of new ways to help you meet other members. If you like what you're seeing, please tell your friends about our community. Here are few of the new features:...
Posted by By Admin | 44 comments | On Agnostic.com | May 15, 2018
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My new favorite joke!
Posted by By Lilie | 25 comments | Small Town, USA | June 4, 2018
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Thank You Agnostic.com. for being here. I've met a wonderful, funny man. We are planning for the future. Without this site we would not have met.
Posted by By charlotte62 | 46 comments | Soap Lake, USA | Sep 21, 2018
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I feel this is true for most people who finally open their eyes to reality.
Posted by By BohoHeathen | 25 comments | Dayton, USA | May 29, 2018
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The recent posts on reproductive rights and abortion hit close to home for me so I have some pretty strong feelings about it. Last year when it looked like the ACA might be repealed I decided to ...
Posted by By AdorkableMe | 64 comments | The Sticks In Eastern, USA | May 21, 2018
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First day of school and my heathen has to wear his atheist shirt. Lol
Posted by By Crimson67 | 40 comments | Kentucky, USA | Aug 9, 2018
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Finding love on Agnostic, update. So I get it. I don't think people end up on this site without a healthy sense of skepticism. I've not updated or posted (bragged?) about finding love because I ...
Posted by By Fearlessfreep | 61 comments | KS, USA | Aug 25, 2018
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A toast to Stephen Hawking. Such a great contributer to the world. Here are some of his awesome quotes: 1. Intelligence is the ability to change and adapt. 2. Perfection simply doesn't ...
Posted by By silvereyes | 31 comments | Fuckin', USA | Mar 14, 2018
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For those who will meet up with family (and friends) this holiday season, here's some advice from Bill Maher on what to do. Summary: shut up about politics :) [youtube.com] While on the topic, ...
Posted by By Admin | 53 comments | On Agnostic.com | Nov 19, 2018
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I met a fellow member yesterday for a wonderful day. Not kissing and telling, just glad I clicked on the add on Facebook. Happy we talked about sinkholes at odd hours and took a chance..
Posted by By anonymous | 38 comments | Nowhere really, USA | July 22, 2018
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Hello all, I just wanted to say that I've really been enjoying this place and appreciate the sense of community here! I love all of the stimulating conversations that can be found on the discussion ...
Posted by By Mea | 39 comments | CO, USA | Mar 15, 2018
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How comfortable are you with the word "Atheist" ?
Posted by By Tyssina | 654 comments | Los Angeles, USA | Sep 29, 2017
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Okay guys, I've got 17 more points to get to level 8 (and a tee-shirt) so I'm going to shamelessly whore myself out to get them. Help me out!
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Does a post or comment make you feel a little ill? We now have a nausea icon under "Like".
Posted by By Admin | 38 comments | On Agnostic.com | Oct 23, 2018
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I've been away for a while. I've missed you heathens. I have a story to tell here. Last year I spoke with a friend in southern Illinois about a guitar that he's had forever. It was an old, beat-up...
Posted by By Duke | 50 comments | CO, USA | Apr 9, 2018
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Yay!! Got my t-shirt today! Woot woot! 😜😎😃🙂
Posted by By BeeHappy | 45 comments | NV, USA | Apr 3, 2018
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"People say that what we’re all seeking is a meaning for life. I don’t think that’s what we’re really seeking. I think that what we’re seeking is an experience of being alive, so that our ...
Posted by By Donotbelieve | 47 comments | Notyourbusiness, USA | June 23, 2018
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Today is my 48th. I'm happy 47 is over and excited for this new year ❤ I spent the day at Mt Rainer, a "largest flea market" and some dam (can't remember the name, lol) with my two teenage boys. ...
Posted by By pepperjones | 98 comments | WA, USA | Sep 3, 2018
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I really like this come back.
Posted by By Dida | 31 comments | Mount Horeb, USA | Feb 8, 2018
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How do you deal with Door-knockers?
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Been there. Done that. Got the t-shirt. And thanks @Admin!
Posted by By Duke | 45 comments | CO, USA | May 14, 2018
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Some site updates 1. Doing some tests on mobile main page to simplify it and make it easier to click on things. Some members said the links were too small to click so they're buttons. Also, ...
Posted by By Admin | 43 comments | On Agnostic.com | Apr 18, 2018
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Just wanted to share a little story. My son Eli works full time in a small pet store while he's attending college full time. About a month ago he received a call at the store from a woman with a ...
Posted by By AmiSue | 40 comments | Fairfield County, USA | Sep 5, 2018
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HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one ...
Posted by By Tecolote | 34 comments | Somewhere in the Middle of, USA | Aug 23, 2018
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I'm less fearful of death now because I'm a agnostic/atheist . Several years ago I collapsed with a cardiac condition which has since been resolved. I woke up the following day in a intensive care ...
Posted by By Lemonhead526 | 45 comments | Liverpool, Uk, UK | Oct 14, 2018
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Episode 3 of "Stupid things Christians say to me" A coworker and I were discussing the circumstances that had resulted in another employee being escorted out of the facility and told to not come ...
Posted by By Crimson67 | 64 comments | Kentucky, USA | Aug 17, 2018
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When I was in school for photography I discovered my professor was quite against gay rights and thought we just needed to meet someone good in bed and get some mental help. So. When the self portrait ...
Posted by By Peeves | 30 comments | Canada | June 20, 2018
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We all have human bodies. They're all in various stages of illness, wellness, growth, and repair. They're all something so very temporary and precious. They won't hold us forever. It's okay to love ...
Posted by By DuchessNyx | 31 comments | ALittleBiggerThanSmallsville, USA | May 7, 2018
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Recent site updates! Wow, it's been a while since we summarized new features so here goes! Alerts for comments of members you follow – If you want to be notified when someone you follow ...
Posted by By Admin | 40 comments | On Agnostic.com | Mar 23, 2018
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How do you tell religious people that you're an atheist?
Posted by By Bingogwak | 939 comments | Temecula, USA | Sep 10, 2017
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Went over to my daughters place and got a pic of myself taken wearing the Agnostic.com T shirt that I received last Friday.
Posted by By DenoPenno | 26 comments | MO, USA | Oct 28, 2018
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We added two little features today: 1. One comments and replies, you can view who liked the content by clicking on the icon with 3 horizontal lines and then "View Likes". This is more important ...
Posted by By Admin | 22 comments | On Agnostic.com | Apr 20, 2018
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Hey guys I got my shirt! I haven't been able to be here much in the last few weeks July is a busy month for me. it's my daughter's birthday, my grandson's birthday, and my grandson also graduated ...
Posted by By CaroleKay | 37 comments | Los Angeles, USA | July 21, 2018
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This is absolutely true! HAHAHA
Posted by By nutrition_nerd | 18 comments | PRIVATE CITY, USA | May 22, 2018
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Last year I lost my boyfriend to suicide. I have good days and bad days about it. His birthday is in a few days and it has me horribly emotional. I miss him so much, and i don't think that is an ...
Posted by By AprilLynn | 65 comments | MT, USA | July 25, 2018
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I no longer deny global warming. I no longer believe women should submit to men. I no longer deny a woman's right over her own body. I no longer believe that being gay is a sin. I no ...
Posted by By EX-Faith | 33 comments | FL, USA | Apr 17, 2018
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This will be my first post here, and it is very difficult to write, as silly as that may seem. I suppose it is not helped when I have been very honest here on my profile regarding things that I ...
Posted by By SeptemberRain | 116 comments | Uranus, USA | Oct 22, 2018
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I just want to extend a big hug to this site and all the people on it. I was feeling really blue yesterday and the messages and all the people who reached out warmed my heart. I was out with friends...
Posted by By pepperjones | 17 comments | WA, USA | Aug 16, 2018
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I should run for political office just to see what kind of dirt they dig up on me. It would be nice to be able to piece together my twenties.
Posted by By Duke | 34 comments | CO, USA | Aug 3, 2018
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Thank you @Admin !!!!!! I love it!!!! (Please ignore my post work face lmao)
Posted by By LadyAlyxandrea | 23 comments | Kansas, USA | July 19, 2018
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I feel so pretty now!
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I got my agnostic.com shirt in the mail today!!! Whoohoo!
Posted by By ashortbeauty | 44 comments | Brandon, USA | June 8, 2018
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Inquiring minds...
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To whomever is responsible for the site....Thanks I am so glad to be here.
Posted by By CeciRosane60 | 27 comments | Homestead, USA | Dec 31, 2017
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Today marks my 1 year anniversary of joining this site. Since then, friendships have started and a community of people from which I feel comfortable with has developed. This site has grown in so ...
Posted by By mistymoon77 | 22 comments | Bum Fuck MN., USA | Oct 9, 2018
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Last night I was out with The Phoenix Atheists Meetup group at a local restaurant. Somebody walking by dropped a note on our table proving the existence of GOD, Asking us to look at our thumbprint and...
Posted by By GeorgeRocheleau | 50 comments | Mesa, USA | Sep 22, 2018
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Confession is Good.... "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you ...
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I recently made a post that referenced a hideous creature called Alzheimer's Disease. It was intended to be humorous but, for understandable reasons, not everyone found it funny. To those that were ...
Posted by By Duke | 45 comments | CO, USA | June 26, 2018
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Telling an atheist "I'll pray for you" is just as offensive as telling a Christian "I'll think rationally for you." Saw this online today and loved it. Thought I'd share.
Posted by By silvereyes | 58 comments | Fuckin', USA | Mar 3, 2018
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I need to post something here and I'm not really sure how to go about this. I'm good at being goofy and, serious stuff often comes out wrong but, here goes: Everybody here knows what a huge flirt I...
Posted by By Duke | 52 comments | CO, USA | Aug 19, 2018
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I must admit I am extremely appreciative that on this forum I have been able to vent about my grief of losing Vincent without being flooded by prayers and God statements, and people trying to make me ...
Posted by By AprilLynn | 43 comments | MT, USA | July 26, 2018
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This topic has been covered a few times on here. Hopefully this will help anyone that still has questions. Dick Pic 101 😉 😂🤣
Posted by By BeeHappy | 41 comments | NV, USA | June 3, 2018
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Customer service point of view. I have worked various public facing jobs over the years and I think it's a point of view everyone could benefit from hearing, so here goes. There is a ...
Posted by By OpposingOpposum | 53 comments | Sarasota, USA | Apr 16, 2018
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When you log into agnostic.com and no one has liked your posts or viewed your profile.
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Mosquito humor
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Oh my, God!
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I was face painting at a church last night (didn't burn up in there, lol) and this girl asked for a design element that we had to decipher. She kept explaining different parts of it and even tried to ...
Posted by By pepperjones | 20 comments | WA, USA | Sep 9, 2018
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Why does this community have to be so harsh? We non believers have so much going against us in the real world, we should find a way to have each other's backs. We need to find a way to support each ...
Posted by By Akfishlady | 57 comments | Grays Harbor County, USA | Aug 1, 2018
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"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Posted by By Kassandra | 29 comments | TX, USA | June 27, 2018
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I just realised that I get a free T-shirt when I get to level 8. Please enjoy this photo of a largely depleted box of grapes. If 19,388 of you would kindly like this post I can get my T-shirt and ...
Posted by By anonymous | 28 comments | Nowhere really, USA | June 8, 2018
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Are You Lonely?
Posted by By LiterateHiker | 160 comments | Wenatchee, USA | Mar 22, 2018
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I was at a bar tonight for a New Year's Eve celebration, though I rarely drink, and I started chatting with a nice, friendly woman named Donna who is somewhere in her late 40s or early 50s and is ...
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