This has potential.
My religion worked better when i was a younger man.
Who has the longest religion?
Whats the hardest religion?
If i told you you had a great religion, would you hold it against me?
Is there something about your fathers religion that youre afraid of?
It works the other way too...
Gimmee that old time penis...
And...keep yours out of my vagina, too! (I think about this a lot while working at Planned Parenthood. How many of these hypocrites would come running into the procedure room, yelling "ONWARD CHRISTIAN SOLDIERS" and smugly rip the speculum out of a patient. You KNOW they would, if they could.)
Brilliant! And true! And I think it applies to one's own children, not just other children – parents don't own their children, they are guardians and caretakers – not dictators or brutish prison guards.
Too many people think they have the right to impose their beliefs onto their children, rather than assisting them to become whoever it is that they will one day become – or realise who they were all along.