Religion is like a penis.
; ) ; ) ; ) This cracked me up.
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Eloquent and disturbing at the same time, lol. To think my penis has a god makes me consider chopping it off.
nvrnuff
Level 8
Mar 25, 2018
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@silvereyes Well, I won't deny it's right to have a religion, but it's about the only way I can think of to withdraw my support. lol
Lols, betcha don't but 
@girlwithsmiles You'd win that bet.
...and hopefully, like a penis, it will wither and rise no more once it reaches a certain age.
Meep70
Level 7
Mar 21, 2018
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I thought that was a nasty myth!
@girlwithsmiles I hope you're right!
Ahh the Godhead.Can't wait for the second comming
findmegenie
Level 4
Mar 6, 2018
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Oh this is sooooo good. I have not ever heard this before but it is dead on accurate and should be shared everywhere! And like most penis owners, it's frequently about mine is better than yours and mine is the biggest.
TimothyIII
Level 5
Feb 25, 2018
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Luv it !!!
Mellstock
Level 2
Feb 18, 2018
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It’s the tongue that’s mightier then the sword
And God is the big penis in the sky.
It's not just Christian but other religions as well. Wherever there was a Roman settlement there were phallic symbols everywhere.
In Seattle there was a bakery called the "Erotic Bakery". Lots of penis shaped cakes (I wonder who ordered those?).
[en.wikipedia.org]
JackPedigo
Level 9
Feb 7, 2018
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@silvereyes See what you're missing in Okie land!
And the competition between nations as to which has the tallest (longest) high rise (penis).
I_dont_know
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Feb 7, 2018
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