I always say "feces"!
Haha, my late husband used to say that. I loved seeing the puzzled look on people's face.
That was Steve Martin's old joke.
@VictoriaNotes he sounds like a smart man.
@VictoriaNotes, @TomMcGiverin again a smart man.
LOL, for some time I thought I might have been born under a radioactive fallout sign. I've matured since then.
Agnes Moorhead.
Certainly is.