Good way to get rid of garbage too...

Yes! A lady I know said her friend collected dog poo and left a "package" of it for her thieves?

This is fun - but I'd go less hi-tech, with a carefully wrapped, generous amount of "seasoned" cat shit - provided by my beloved housemates !

Glad I have a PO box !

I have devised a solution for this. I build a stylish bench for my front porch. Lift the cushion, "which is mounted on solid wood", place package inside, and it has a lock on it. Will handle almost any size package shipped, or even multiples.

Pity this idea isn't easily marketable. The dude would be rich in a week!

I LOVE this man!

Brilliant, droll, funny and inventive. Laughed hard at "Contemplates life choices."

MY HERO.

I love this guy! He demonstrates for us yet again the value of science in addressing everyday issues.

Spectacular! - thank you

I had one of those Scumbags around my neighborhood a few years ago, my action was to 'recycle' a package I'd already opened, fill it some very fresh, smelly dog turds in a plastic bag placed on a tightly compressed spring, seal the package up again, mark it as fragile and valuable, leave it on the verandah and sit back and watch.
I reckon it would have given her a very 'nice' surprise when she opened it.

i think the correct technical term for such people is "thieves."

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