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When your boss says he and his bestie are like parental figures to most people in the office. Then he says that you are like the 16-year-old daughter he gives the keys to the car to. Everyone else deteriorates from there. Wow, I'm a freakin' nightmare with no tact. That guy's day is far, far worse than I thought.

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His day probably went far worse than he imagined.


I think you need to check out and write to them about it. She loves stories like that.


Holy shiznuts! Get him some therapy or a training or something. That is so far past appropriate I do not know what to do with it. lol

RavenCT Level 9 Dec 28, 2018

I thought it was hilarious. I think the company needs to buy therapy for all.

@UrsiMajor The Whackadoodle in charge? Yup needs to hand out gift cards to either a certified therapist or a massage therapist. Employee's choice! smile009.gif

@RavenCT We had office massagesl fun and games until someone took off their shirt and had to be told,"Not that kind of massage." Can't make this stuff up.


Do you recognize what he said as being true?

The truth of the matter is everyone has their strengths and weaknesses. I speak my mind, don't sugercoat anything, and sure as hell don't play the game. I do have his back and he knows it. It's kind of sad, I don't always make things easy.


People that have an overinflated sense of self worth are a joy not to be around.

As the responsible 16 y/o shouldn't you be getting an allowance from him instead of having to work?

If only.


Sounds awful



You boss has an overinflated sense of self-worth.

Kafirah Level 8 Dec 28, 2018

Well-earned. He kicks ass and takes names.


That is just a tactic your boss is using to try to get into your panties. He probably says it to all the females in private.

jlynn37 Level 8 Dec 28, 2018

Errrrrrrr.... Actually, he's one of few that isn't. He's smart enough to stay away from office romances.

@UrsiMajor Dream on. He doesn't want romance, just a sexual encounter. Just my opinion of course.

@jlynn37 We're both single but.... That's a topic I need to start on another post. I did have that problem, not with this one though.


Wow. Way to be professional.

Paracosm Level 8 Dec 28, 2018

When people have spent too many years together and nobody is in the office. Good point. I should watch what I say and not get too comfortable. Have been burned before.

@UrsiMajor I meant the boss. Sorry for the lack of clarification. I would dislike it if someone referred to me as a child in a professional setting.

@Paracosm Well sometimes I say things like, "Well I get paid either way." Or "I make stuff happen here." It's coffee room talk though. Then his bestie says,"Yeah we're all assholes." And we all nod in unison. I might need more therapy than I thought.


That is just plain weird.

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

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