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Ever start thinking ; you are just beginning to get your shit together, you are doing alright, life is good..
Then you try and put a fitted sheet on your bed and realize its all a lie.. ????✌??

hippydog 8 Jan 26
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Along with that bloody duvet cover! Especially if it has buttons and not poppers.

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Fuck! Try folding one if you think putting one on a bed is a pain in the ass.

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I do not understand why so many people have so much difficulty with
fitted sheets.

A couple of helpful hints:

  1. Cheaper sheets will have more shallow corners. Two words: Sheet Straps.
    They will cure a multitude of problems.
    Or make the investment and buy better sheets, with deep corners.
    They will also generally have a higher thread-count. I cannot possibly
    recommend this more. I sleep better with good sheets. They don't pill,
    and unless your toenails are raggedy AF, or you are Wolverine or
    Edward Scissorhands, it takes a lot to tear them.
    Make sure you have the right size sheets for your bed.

  2. Folding them isn't that hard, IF you can be patient. There are also a number of tutorials on Youtube that will show you how. Really, it's not that hard. I swear.

I tried folding a fitted sheet one day.. watched 4 different videos including one by martha fucking stewart.. no go.. lol

@hippydog I could show you once, and you'd be set.

@KKGator don't you dare fucking question my level of incompetence! ????...
... um so how far away are you? ???

@hippydog LOL Sorry for having more confidence in your abilities than you do. LOL
Unfortunately, I'm at the far end of another country from where you are.
Oh, and for fuck's sakes, don't listen to Martha! She makes everything WAY more complicated than it needs to be.
😉

Have to have nice sheets. I just bought a set of 1000 thread count sheets. They are amazing!

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I feel that way when I'm trying to fold one...lol.

You fold fitted sheets? Omg..

@hippydog not really. I sort of attempt it then just give up...lol.

@hippydog I posted something about fitted sheets on FB a couple weeks ago.

@hippydog I just take it out of the dryer and put it on the bed. No folding necessary.

@Wildflower thats exactly what i did.. then had trouble putting it ON the bed lmao

@hippydog putting fitted sheets on a bed is an activity better shared with an intimate.

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Oh, fuck the sheet... putting on a fitted sheet doesn't define your life!

I think its a very apt comparison of life. ??

@hippydog sure, maybe that it doesn't always go perfectly... but it can always be recovered.

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That is especially true with a lot of RVs.

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