"If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan." - Eddie Izzard
Very similar to someone that does not exist.
R'amen.
Most people want to serve god, they only want to do it in an advisory capacity.
When believers ask me what I'll say when I find out God is real after I die, I answer, "I'll tell God what She/He/It/They did wrong."