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My family came to visit today. SIL found a plastic egg in the yard. The church in our neighborhood was tossing them out in the neighbors yards with a note inside. Irritating!

By mzbehavin8
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Yay! The Kingdom Kids. How cute.

Metahuman Level 6 Apr 15, 2019
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"I was over in Australia during easter, which was intersting. Interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do; commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.

Now, I wonder why we're fucked up as a race, anybody? Anybody got any clues out there?

Where do you get this shit from you know? Why those two things you know? Why not ‘Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer’ you know? As long as we’re making shit up, go hog wild you know. At least a goldfish with a Lincoln Log on it's back goin' across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous conotation to it.

'Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer!'.

'That's the story of Jesus'.

Who comes up with this shit?! I’ve read the Bible. I can’t find the words ‘bunny’ or ‘chocolate’ anywhere in that fucking book".

Bill Hicks

Metahuman Level 6 Apr 15, 2019
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Ugh!

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Plastic ?. At least if it had been a chocolate one you could have enjoyed eating it.

Moravian Level 7 Apr 15, 2019
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Give it back with a note inside about plastic pollution...

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Did you try to complain to the church. This is so annoying.

Neenz Level 7 Apr 15, 2019
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Send some eggs with science quotes on their lawn.

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Holy fuck...thats desperation?

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Reminds me how much fun my brother and I had with Chic pamphlets. Low comedy but comedy non the less! [chick.com]

Quarm Level 6 Apr 14, 2019
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Sending a message in an egg. Part of what is ironic, is that the easter bunny is a pagan idea!

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Prey or pray and do they know the difference. Write a note " I'm white" and return to sender.

Tooreen Level 7 Apr 14, 2019
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what! no candy! What is wrong with people. Easter is about eggs - either kind - chocolate or jelly bean.

Donna_I Level 7 Apr 14, 2019
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Write a message of your own, put it in the egg and toss it back.

Jnei Level 8 Apr 14, 2019

I'd be tossing it Easter Sunday myself... lol

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You don’t have littering laws?

@mzbehavin Your state looks like a rusty butcher knife. I’ll leave you to guess what the red color may be.

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If it was me, I may fill it with a little treat from the litter box and return it.

Mark013 Level 7 Apr 14, 2019
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Augh. That is soooooooo American Christian. 😡

(Know what I always wonder? If their afterlife is so awesome, WhyTF do they want all of us there? A logical person would keep that shit as quiet as humanly possible, barely whispering about it to anyone, because it's so bloody special. I thought this even when I was a theist. So nonsensical.)

You do make a very valid point 😆

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Tell church not to invade your space and that you don´t believe in ghosts. I would be irritated too.

margarida Level 5 Apr 14, 2019
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Maybe someone should toss those eggs back into the church yard with notes inside saying there is no god, so stop deceiving and frightening people to get their money.

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