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Ok,,, if I start an atheist "church",,, how many of you will join? No tithes, no ties, no Gods, and no spaghetti monsters 🍝... i do get to wear a robe and one of those awesome Pope hats! Darwin, Dawkins, and Hitchens are Saints!

Coffeeman 7 June 21
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What about 72 virgins? Are some virgins involved? Lol

Hahaha! 71 virgins and a slut! Someone has to teach the virgins!

@Coffeeman good point! 😏

@Coffeeman "Slut" Naughty word. How about "One lady who makes poor personal decisions"?

@rainmaker-47 yeah but that bad personal decision might have been to buy a car she can't afford! We need somebody to teach these 71 young ladies how to fuck!

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Why would I want to do this? What is it that I would feel I was missing?

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I like the suggestion with, can't we just have a party other than that I'll pass.

Ok, party time!

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Organized religion without the organized religion? What will you do with the money?

Burner Level 6 June 22, 2019

Spend it on prostitutes of course... Hey,,, it beats little boys right?!

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Not me. Exchanging on group of people for their anit-view of the 1st group, seems counterproductive. All that'll happen is people sitting around talking about anti-religion. Boring.

xyz123 Level 7 June 22, 2019
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We need some way to enter act. O spend my life surrounded by Christian's. I need to converse with like minded humans.

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Why do we atheists need a church????

We are missing out on all the wine drinking and cracker eating! We'll have cheese on our crackers though!

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I wish there was a "Church" devoted to science and stem education that was both scientific and agnostic that I could join and raise my son in.

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Hell yeah. No church meetings and I'm signing up. I'll be with you, in spirit 🙂

Corden Level 5 June 23, 2019

Ok, we will "pray" for you! lol

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Already one up and running. Why not join and set up a local branch?

[venganza.org]

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I really think that a lot of people who go to church do so for the community and social aspects. So we just the those and ditch church and religion.

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Try the First Church of Atheism:

[firstchurchofatheism.com]

Thank you superman!

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I considered setting up an Atheist church that meets every Sunday morning at a buffet restaurant for breakfast and conversation. That way, if nobody shows up you still get breakfast.

Great advise superman!

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You need a dress code or a no dress code.

azzow2 Level 9 June 26, 2019

Great one! Come to church wearing nothing but a pope hat!

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