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I am new on here so I just wanted to say hello🙂 You are all beautiful🙂
Fun joke...
Christian to atheist "If we come from apes then why are there still apes"?
Atheist to Christian "If we come from dirt then why is there still dirt"?

Andrea_92 4 Aug 6
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If protestants came from catholics, why are there still catholics?

Awesome! LMAO!!

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Welcome, especially if you come bearing jokes.

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Welcome to the cell block

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Welcome and a couple a good points there! Hope you enjoy the site as much as I have. 🙂

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Welcome aboard. My personal favorite joke is:

A priest, a rapist and a conman walk into a bar... He orders a drink.
Really makes people think

Yes, but he says he don't drink. The drunkard was his brother.

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LOL. You’re going to hell with the rest of us.

@Acs00 Hey! Some of my best friends are stuck up hypocrites. 😜

@Acs00 what about me? I'm not stuck-up! (Notice I didn't say anything about my hypocritical tendencies, I am human but I am working on it)

@Acs00 You're Damn right on that!! I'd rather be in Hell with y'all, and of course Darwin and Hitchens!!!

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Check with Richard Dawkins, he's an expert on evolution, he's got alot of books and videos, he;s also on Utube, also hello and welcome.

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A priest replied “i am nothing like an ape, but i am kinda monky.”

Monky adj : resembling or in ways like a Monk.

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Welcome to this place.

@Acs00 You are welcome.

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Hey!!!! Welcome!!!!

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Welcome to our community . Enjoy your stay!

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Welcome to the community. I think you will fit in well here.

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I meant to also welcome you. I was just so impressed with your joke I was speechless. LOL (I guess speechless is not the correct word. I guess I experienced an inability to write.)

@Acs00 hey Andrea come join our group Sexual deviants. You will love it.

@Acs00 I'll see you there😊

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Howdy and welcome here.

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Howdy! Good one!

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LMAO, I still laugh when I think of this...😂😂😂

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And why have men got their full compliment of ribs ?

That's actually funny because a lot of people actually believe that men have one less rib than women do. I was even taught that when I was in Catholic school. Turns out that wasn't the only thing they got wrong.

@CuNguyen if you are still expecting consistency in message from churches, you got some learning to do! (LOL, just ribbing you!)

@Canyonrunner nice one.

@CuNguyen yeah, I was also taught in church that the only man that had one less rub was Adam.

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Ha! Good one...😁

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Religion and logic do not coexist. If a religious person was logical they wouldn't be religious.

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Hello and welcome! Good one!

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Brilliant

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Welcome honey good joke

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