I am new on here so I just wanted to say hello
You are all beautiful
Fun joke...
Christian to atheist "If we come from apes then why are there still apes"?
Atheist to Christian "If we come from dirt then why is there still dirt"?
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.If protestants came from catholics, why are there still catholics?
jlynn37
Level 8
Aug 7, 2019
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Awesome! LMAO!!
Welcome and a couple a good points there! Hope you enjoy the site as much as I have.
patchoullijulie
Level 8
Aug 6, 2019
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Welcome aboard. My personal favorite joke is:
A priest, a rapist and a conman walk into a bar... He orders a drink.
Really makes people think
JohnnyMiller
Level 6
Aug 9, 2019
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Yes, but he says he don't drink. The drunkard was his brother.
LOL. You’re going to hell with the rest of us.
indirect76
Level 7
Aug 7, 2019
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@Acs00 Hey! Some of my best friends are stuck up hypocrites. 
@Acs00 what about me? I'm not stuck-up! (Notice I didn't say anything about my hypocritical tendencies, I am human but I am working on it)
@Acs00 You're Damn right on that!! I'd rather be in Hell with y'all, and of course Darwin and Hitchens!!!
A priest replied “i am nothing like an ape, but i am kinda monky.”
Monky adj : resembling or in ways like a Monk.
LucasfromGR
Level 6
Aug 7, 2019
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I meant to also welcome you. I was just so impressed with your joke I was speechless. LOL (I guess speechless is not the correct word. I guess I experienced an inability to write.)
mooredolezal
Level 7
Aug 6, 2019
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@Acs00 hey Andrea come join our group Sexual deviants. You will love it.
@Acs00 I'll see you there
And why have men got their full compliment of ribs ?
Moravian
Level 8
Aug 7, 2019
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That's actually funny because a lot of people actually believe that men have one less rib than women do. I was even taught that when I was in Catholic school. Turns out that wasn't the only thing they got wrong.
@CuNguyen if you are still expecting consistency in message from churches, you got some learning to do! (LOL, just ribbing you!)
@Canyonrunner nice one.
@CuNguyen yeah, I was also taught in church that the only man that had one less rub was Adam.
Religion and logic do not coexist. If a religious person was logical they wouldn't be religious.
BDGriffith
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Aug 6, 2019
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