The devil, so it's said, resides in the details (#thedevilisinthedetails). I know that s/he has at least one secondary residence ... The devil lives in my washing machine and abducts poor defenceless socks. With the knowledge in mind I purchase identical pairs. Yet the cruel devil kidnapped two...
Dear if you read this, here's my offer: I give you a right sock and you give me a left sock. Yes, this is a #quidproquo ... Later you can explain this to that bizarre person in Washington, the POTUS.
I will leave one sock in the washing machine where you found the socks. Just dump one left sock in it. NO QUESTIONS asked.