I propose we put both God and the pancakes in a box with a isotope that may or may not trigger a switch to initiate the microwaves. After n minutes, we get the answer yes and no until we open the box and collapse the probability wave. And then have delicious pancakes, since God doesn't exist.

Oh, and Schroedinger needs to be banned from the Humane Society... just sayin'.

Mmmmmm. Pancakes. Hold on, I'll be back in a bit.

But seriously now, does that mean there might be some leftovers?

It’s all such a waste of time and energy...do people really wonder about these things? How boring their lives must be,

Can I have blueberry pancakes and a side of breakfast sausage?

Well that would be assuming that something would actually want to eat that many pancakes to begin with. Why not French Toast? It is so much better in every way! That would be a question I could get behind. Lol jk

But, more importantly perhaps, does God really rock? Are Elvis, Chuck Berry, and Jerry Lee Lewis evidence that he does? Is Elvis God or Is it Clapton or both or neither? Did Elvis go to heaven, hell or neither? Does heaven Rock? Does hell really roll? If so it would downhill i suppose. How much did Jesus weigh? If, as the Beatles said, that they were bigger than Jesus and given that they were greater than the sum of their parts, how big exactly was Jesus? My calculations conclude that he could be no bigger than 500 lbs max. Perhaps less because most of the Beatles were pretty skinny. Paul would be the exception to that, he apparently overate to fill the void and because he could afford all the best foods. In any case, all we really know for certain was that he was smaller than the Beatles, so that's not much to go on. Some beetles are quite small however, weighing in at less than a gram dry weight, so really that's not much to go on.

I always saw god as a waffle man.

But then again I have major theological differances with these god fellows, so that may explain alot.

Does this include butter and maple syrup?

well, he could cheat and hire me to finish the pancakes. but then he'd have to condemn me or something. wait, which god is this anyway? prometheus, technically not a god but a deity of sorts, was cool, but i don't think he was into pancakes. his brother was under a big rock though.

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Mmmmhmmmm
Pancakes.

Real maple syrup? Or just one of those cheap-ass knock offs? Dammit now I'm hungry.

he she it can handle only those itty bitty pancakes

Mmmmm, sacred pancakes.

"HE"?

IHOP often has unlimited pancakes....I think I saw Jesus eating at my local IHOP.

That is a sticky paradox.

Very, very tired of these incessant posts that require me to ASSume gawd has reality in some way in order to discuss them. This one at least has humor!

If god doesn't exist, there is no limit on what you can imagine god can do. Non existent things & imagination have no limits. That's how fiction is written

God doesn't eat. He's a spirit. But if a spirit can impregnate a woman I suppose they can do anything.

Can God microwave a burrito so hot that he cannot eat it?
Homer Simpson