*Trump Becomes the Third US President to Be Impeached After nearly 12 hours of debate, the US House of Representatives has voted to impeach President Donald J. Trump for his conduct toward Ukraine and his refusal to cooperate with the inquiry, making him only the third president in U.S. history to receive that sanction.

Wow, how interesting! Gee, wonder if they’ll be anyone who’ll wanna express an opinion about all this? Anyway, the way I see it, this is probably Trump’s biggest victory since he completely denuclearized North Korea, rebuilt America’s infrastructure and made Mexico pay for the wall.

Not to mention, this is probably the first time in Trump’s whole crime-ridden life – that he’s actually been held accountable for anything. And, as an interesting side note – his arch-enemy Greta Thunberg wasn’t impeached today.

Now, if we can just get those three spirits from “A Christmas Carol” to pay folks like John Bolton and Steve Bannon a visit on Christmas Eve and convince them it’s time to come clean – that would make about the best holiday gift Americans have gotten in a long time.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]