Q) How can you tell when Donald Trump is lying?
A) His lips are moving.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.There's an acronym for that! HMIM, His Mouth Is Moving
AnneWimsey
Level 9
Aug 12, 2020
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So of course the DNC decides to strongarm to the front of the line a candidate with his own penchant for lying about his record.
WTF?!?
Heckuva job, Establishment Dems.
[sigh]
WilliamCharles
Level 8
Aug 12, 2020
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The correct answer is both A and B. B) he's typing on Twitter.
C) Tells the truth all the time.
D) Mostly tells the truth.
E) None of the above.
TheGreatShadow
Level 9
Aug 12, 2020
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Err, perhaps you should include.
F) Wouldn't know the truth even if it jumped up and bit him on the arse.
What do you get when you cross a narcissist asshole, an electoral college, and an electorate 35% comprised of complete fucking idiots?
The end of a democracy.
I guess mine wasn't funny. Just sad and true.
ChestRockfield
Level 8
Aug 12, 2020
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a pile of cowshit?
No, I'm really asking because I don't know.
Sgt_Spanky
Level 8
Aug 12, 2020
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None really except that cowshit eventually dries, stops stinking and blows away.
That's what LBJ used to say about Nixon back in the 60s... There's a reason Nixon was called Tricky Dick...
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
Aug 11, 2020
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I think we Aussies have said that about at least 99% of our politicians as well.
@Triphid Lots of people badmouth cynicism about pols, but I think of it more as realism and a sign of being able to think critically..
Yeah, but people didn't know he was a fraud when he was elected. He wanted a single payer system. Until he found out he could make money...
I thought it was "politician" but trump is the avatar of that group.
Cyklone
Level 7
Aug 11, 2020
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Q) What should you ALWAYS do both before and after shaking hands with a Politician?
A) Count your fingers.
I honestly don't trust ANY politician anymore. ALL are crooked to some degree. Some are just world class d bags.
Varn:
@TheGreatShadow Haven’t met enough, got to work with them, their families … and witness the tremendous sacrifices for the good of their community.. Too often, the good ones lose, leaving those who, at best, should receive only one term. But not all are evil, and I've had the privilege to know many of them..
or his thumbs.
hankster
Level 9
Aug 11, 2020
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That'd have be used inconjunction with his entire body as well wouldn't it?
Q) What is the difference between Trump and an arse-hole?
A) Everyone has an arse-hole, Trump has one and IS one as well.
@Triphid Bah-dum...
You beat me to it. I bet he types with his two pointer fingers too. He's up to two WPM. Not counting typos...
@TheGreatShadow Are you, perhaps, slinging shit my way?
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