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#Jesus #research #cure
evestrat 8 Apr 18
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There is a cure for gullibility - it's called critical thinking.

Deb57 Level 8 Apr 18, 2018
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YES!!!
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Level 8

Jesus' cure is death.

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Level 7

If there were a gawd, its the most worthless entity in the Universe...floating around with its hands in its robe...and not doing dick while humanity suffers. Worthless I say.

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Level 9

Oh, FFS!!!!
Somebody needs to remind her that science has allowed her to spew her stupidity throughout the world.

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Level 6

First he convinces you that you are sick and then offers a homeopathic cure.

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Level 9

When you also get dead like Jesus you will have found all these cures.

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Level 7

LOL... Didn't you get the new update for the Bible on your phone?

My dog downloaded the audiobook and I've overheard a little of it... but It just sounds like a lot of barking and yapping to me.
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Level 8

Lol.

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Level 8

I thought that he focused on omnipotent optomology.

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Level 7

He's just not willing to share....could be because he has been dead for a few thousand years...took all his cures with him...maybe the evangelists aren't channeling him properly...damn god witches...

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Level 7

I’m gonna want to see some peer review with that...

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Level 9

Demigods are certainly more corrupt than politicians lying about wine to water, bread from the sky, raising the dead.

Just lol !!! 🙂
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Level 8

And regrow limbs!!! I'm still waiting to see that!

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Level 8

There is a cure for bullshit .... Errr oh no lol

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Level 9

Lolol

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Level 7

Good one!

JK666 Level 7 Apr 18, 2018
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Level 9

He can't he is still DEAD!

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Level 6

So what's the cure for Jesus because I don't want that either? Is that a divide by zero type thing?

@evestrat Lol. I got it from a very old meme. Glad you like it.

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Level 8

But when you die from those things it's 'gods plan'

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Level 8

If Jeebus is such a badass, why do we even have all of these diseases in the first place?

@evestrat It's become a reactionary thought of mine when I see a FB post wanting prayers for some malady or another.
I don't actually post this thought though, I'm trying to be less of an asshole in my old age. 🙂
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Level 9

Bullshit Jesus.

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Level 8

Amen

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Like when Chritians go to the poorest places in Africa with the highest outbreaks of aids and tell them not to use condoms because it’s a sin.

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