Name THREE things about yourself and one not true. Let me guess which one's not true.
I paraded a pig in mid-town Philadelphia as an alternative to Mayor Rizzo.
I had tickets to Woodstock but got grounded because I took off a few weeks before to catch the Atlantic City Rock Fest.
I met Red Skelton in a little Mom & Pop Italian restaraunt in Phoenix.
I have been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine 4 years in a row, but they won't picture me because they're afraid I'll give Brad Pitt a complex.
I learnt to build mongolian tents in the Italian mountains.
I was escorted back to my hotel in the 1980's by the Bulgaria equivalent of the Red Guard whilst drunkenly extolling the virtues of Lenin and Trotsky.
I was an altar boy in my youth.
I was 'forgotten' by my tour guides on a group tourist trip to the gobi desert and spent the night in the desert on my own til they picked me up the next day. It was the most terrifying experience of my life. They simulatanously were profusly apologetic and found it hilarious.
I once drove over 50,000 miles, through 33 U.S. states, in ten months.
I once broke my leg dancing the tango because my partner didn't know how to follow.
I once ritualistically "killed" a couple of hundred people in an open-air ceremony, then we all hugged each other at once.