I paraded a pig in mid-town Philadelphia as an alternative to Mayor Rizzo.
I had tickets to Woodstock but got grounded because I took off a few weeks before to catch the Atlantic City Rock Fest.
I met Red Skelton in a little Mom & Pop Italian restaraunt in Phoenix.
I have been named the Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine 4 years in a row, but they won't picture me because they're afraid I'll give Brad Pitt a complex.

I learnt to build mongolian tents in the Italian mountains.
I was escorted back to my hotel in the 1980's by the Bulgaria equivalent of the Red Guard whilst drunkenly extolling the virtues of Lenin and Trotsky.
I was an altar boy in my youth.
I was 'forgotten' by my tour guides on a group tourist trip to the gobi desert and spent the night in the desert on my own til they picked me up the next day. It was the most terrifying experience of my life. They simulatanously were profusly apologetic and found it hilarious.

My favorite color is orange.
I have a fear of Muppets.
I used to study astrology.

1. I love salads
2. I love frogs
3. I love dogs
4. I love the sun

I’m just here for the comments
I’m sure 4 is greater than 3
Reading comprehension is overrated
I’m getting coffee

I can speak french
I can walk on my hands
I drive a Vespa
I had long hair when I was a teen

1. I lost my huge kidney stone while running down Krakatoa Volcano during a sudden eruption.
2. I was in a high-rise elevator in Thailand when the 12/26/04 super-quake hit the area.
3. I'm a closet millionaire.
4. I'm related to Oprah Winfrey.

1. I have a scar from a figure-skating accident.
2. I had my first drink at a party at 15.
3. One of my baby-sitters as a child is now a famous celebrity.

I once drove over 50,000 miles, through 33 U.S. states, in ten months.

I once broke my leg dancing the tango because my partner didn't know how to follow.

I once ritualistically "killed" a couple of hundred people in an open-air ceremony, then we all hugged each other at once.

The post asked for THREE items, not four.

1.) I've delivered over 300 baby animals.
2.) Forrest Gump is my favorite movie.
3.) I've been on national television.

1.I recorded two records, one in three languages, in the 1960-70s.

2.I had a top tune hit on the top Port-au-Prince hit radio station in 1970 for three months

3.I sang my first live solo on Haiti radio when I was four and a half years old.

I can't sing. I can dance , I'm not good at lying.

1. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem using my tongue.
2. I am related to Queen Elizabeth II.
3. I was nominated for homecoming king my senior year in high school.
4. I was captain of the swim team in high school.

1. I saw Michael Jackson in Nice, France on the "Bad" tour.
2. I saw Jethro Tull in Rome
3. I saw Ray Charles in Toulonnes and had dinner with him and his manager.
4. I saw the Violent Femmes in Sydney, Va Beach, Orlando, and OKC (3x) at the Bowery.

1. I am a published poet
2. I sing and play guitar
3. I practice sorcery
4. I am a good swimmer

I can solve a Rubiks cube.
I once stood on Peter O'Toole's toe.
I've slept in more than one graveyard.
I once designed a solar sailed space probe.

1. I’ve handled Brad Pitt’s shit
2. I’ve danced with Tina Turner
3. I was arrested for attempted assassination of President Ronald Reagan
4. I lost six figure sum investing in Donald Trump
5. I can’t count
6. I’m not funny

I am the worlds greatest car driver and motorcyclist
I am a sex god
I am modest.

I served in the US Army Reserve
I am a Republican
I used to live in Russia.

I have met people who claimed to be me
I can't swim
I have dated three ex spies

#1. My client was in jail for possesion of cannabis and I just got his case dismissed

#2. I had a flat on Monday and strained
My back changing the tire.

#3. I’m high on Hydrocodone and Red Bull

I am brunette
I don't like most Italian food
I have never eaten rattlesnake
I was once being groomed to lead a gang

Was sitting in a breakwall in Kenya.
Ate blut a duck egg boiled and barreid.
Have been married.
I have wrestled an alligator and won.

1. I used to be a Republican.
2. I am the daughter of a sheriff.
   3.i was a stripper for the Department of Agriculture.