Curious - worst break up line you ever heard?
I'll start. "I'm bored with you."
Haha Love it,
"I fancy you too much"
"I just suddenly changed my mind"
LMFAO !!
"I fancy you too much?" WTH is with that? "I'm too happy with you, so I'll find a worse choice."?
@vmfreesoul Apparently I was too good lmfao!! I mean after being around her yeh I really was no doubt.. You know though .. I would have gone through hell and back to help her in a non possessive sense as a mate. Some people just in a bubble I think matey and can't get out from my point of view anyway !!
i don't have the same feelings that i once had for you.
Classic line!
translates as, "I'm fucking potty - run like hell".
My worst break-up said to me, "You're adorable, but not loveable."
That's brutal AF!!
@AdorkableMe Indeed.
Fuck that bro! you are lovable lol.. that is rude as hell lol!
Lovable being measured by ... errrrrr .......... hmmmm .... errrrrr... yeh complex that one lol
@Keyboard-Mama No, no she is not.
@Bierbasstard Oh, it did.
That's so awful to day to someone. You didn't serve that
@Carla78 She showed me who she really is, I was hurt. But the wounds are scarred over. She has released me to find someone worthy of my love.
A scrawny little kid I went to high school with told his girlfriend "Kathy, a stallion has got to run"
Hilarious!
A horse has to shoot his bolt lol.
Gelding that stallion would probably knock him down a couple much needed notches.
And not at all the same, but reminds me of a wedding I went to about 20 years ago. My cousins friend waltzed into the middle of the very formal catholic church ceremony with his long black hair and sunglasses, black jeans, a black leather vest (no shirt) and cowboy boots. At the reception he called me his little palamino and asked if I wanted to jump on into the black stallion (his jacked up black pickup truck) and take a ride. Lol.
"Sometime in the last three days I stopped finding you attractive."
(after 18 years of marriage of telling me I was all he wanted, we had sex several times the week before, and his girlfriend had just left her husband.)
Wow, that's terrible. I'm so sorry
Wow.....humans can really suck.
Whoah! x shit that's grim ! hugs
Thank you all. Fortunately it has worked out for the best. Life is good. <3
Probably just straight silence. Ghosting is often the worst break up line one could get because until you find that person to learn why they disappeared without a word, it makes you question every single aspect about yourself.
Been there. No closure. Passive/aggressive to the max.
@evestrat I know those feels as well. People never think about how their careless whimsy might affect others, especially when they don't rightly deserve to be ghosted. I'm sorry you experienced that, however.
@Stevil I'd rather know why and have that emotion to burn inside me to kill any sorrow within and replace it with rage than left wondering what it was I did wrong and whether or not this would happen to again with someone new.
@Stevil To each they're own friend.
It's not me, it's you!
@Akfishlady It's my favorite break up line ever. ?
We've been married for so long I want to try other women.
Wow... I just move to another country or at least to another state. When my wife asked me for a divorce after 17 yrs, because of infidelity from my part, we were in Florida so instead of trying to work it out, I negotiated unacompany tour to Germany and told her to work out the legal separation and the divorce, 2 years later, we got divorced, my Dannish fling in Crete that cost me the divorce, came to see me in Germany, my 2 year German GF was terminated because I returned to CONUS and eventually she came to see me in Miami but I was not going back to Deutchland. My Ukranian GF I opted not to move to the west coast, my american GF in DC, I moved to Jacksonville FL. All ended with a friendly hug and a posibility to restore things since never was animosity. I am a Great EX by humanity standards. I am still in contact via FB with all. Only one that may Hate my Guts is the ex wife. But who's counting? ...or minding? Your heart must have and on and off switch. The right woman one day will melt the damn thing but until then... A escape route is in my pocket because a moving target is never an easy target. Of course me being me... Because I am in the area, I hang out and go dancing with my ex from DC but... I never go back or repeat. Once is over is over... friends or nothing. Funny thing, they all missread me, thinking I will go back to the Danish Flame, or to the wife, or the German GF, or this GF or that GF. I never go back to anything!
It's been fun and it's been real, but it hasn't been real fun.
"I need a relationship with Jesus right now."
Not a line, per se... but I had someone break up with me on Valentine's Day, via email. It was so pathetic that all I could do was laugh and shake my head about it.
Not that I put any weight on Valentine's Day, personally, but it just added to the ridiculousness of the entire situation-- if a person has such little regard for someone they care for, as to just email them about an important issue in the relationship? It was probably a bullet well-dodged, to be honest.
Valentines must trigger some folks. I had broken off with a guy after 7 dates a few months before, so it wasn’t even a relationship. I suspected he had problems, but breaking up proved it: he began stalking me. He did a big Valentines Day Suicide threat. Got a restraining order a week later and that stopped him!
My neighbor's HS boyfriend told her he'd just heard Freebird on the fm radio, and he has to be free.
My dog is my soulmate and she’s dying so I have to spend all my time with her. Edited because I remembered how weird it was.
"You were something I needed at the time." And with that, a decade of marriage went down the tubes.
Ug. That is wrong.
That's awful. I'm sorry
@Carla78: It happens. Also didn't help that we'd just bought a house a year prior. And that it was a few days before Christmas.
@Mountain-Heathen damn, even worse. I had someone break up with me right before Xmas, too.
Personally? "You're too dominant"... LOL
3 months later I met my future husband who ran circles around him in every aspect.
That's karma at work right there. Glad it worked out!