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I'm so so sorry to do this friends but I have to leave you for ever, I've finally found the TRUE religion....LOL.

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Triphid 9 Nov 3
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Every now and then I add this picture in a comment on Twitter in response to some absurdity posted by "Answers in Genesis." Ken Ham is a sham.

Deb57 Level 8 Nov 8, 2021
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Ken Ham is the reason why Contraception and Pregnancy Terminations are LEGAL in Australia.
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Level 9

Goodbye.

Decided not leave, actually had it decided for me.
Last evening the Most High, Righteous and Holy Napkin of the True Religion of the Great and Divine Holy Napkin upon which the Truth has been written in BLUE was destroyed in a terrible disaster, my 8year old nephew, by mistake, used the Holy Writings to wipe the the butter and strawberry jam from his fingers after eating 8 of my home-made vanilla flavoured pancakes for dessert. LOL.

Don't start celebrating YET, I'm still here.
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Level 8

To wipe away the sins of the world!
The whole concept is absorbing….

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Level 9

Yes, and without the blue writing it also helps you with tears.

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Level 7

Logic is sound to me, ok, I'll convert. And we know The Great Blue-ink Napkin will wipe away our misdeeds.

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Level 10

Has it been verified

Yep, I will verify it, I saw it earlier this morning. So if it is the same post after at least three hours it must be true, because you can't question ancient wisdom can you......?
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Level 9

The napkin wipes out the bowl of pasta completely, as far as I am concerned.

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Level 8

I am a firm believer in blue ink on napkins! (Even if I never get any messages on one.)

I am going have break away from the Catholic dogma of blue ink and bring about reforms where many different colours of ink and indeed the use of crayons, chalk, paint or pencils are what the Napkin truly wants us engage with.
It is the writing on the Napkin not the medium of writing that is important.

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Level 8

Can't argue with that!

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Level 8

Bad man you!! LOL

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Level 9

I'm so disappointed.
You folded.
😒

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Level 9

Self-referencing statements often give rise to logical paradoxes. As example: "Is your answer to this question "no"?

Or. The second half of this sentence is correct, but the first half of it is false.
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Level 9

There ya go.

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