Since it’s Easter, I wanted to take a moment to remind y’all that Jesus loves you!!!! 
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Yes Jesus Garcia loves me, he is married to my cousin. I introduced them since he and I have been friends for over 20 years. I'm just glad that no one nailed him to cross. He will probably disappear this weekend starting on Friday, and reappear sunday night, with a hangover and no money. His wife will not worship him.
noworry28
Level 8
Apr 16, 2022
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I love him more
GrooshStar
Level 7
Apr 16, 2022
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Hallelujah, thank you baby Jesus!!!
Yup...he saw his shadow so there is another 6 weeks of winter.
phoenixone1
Level 8
Apr 15, 2022
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He loves us so much he gave up an entire weekend for our sins!!
JonnaBononna
Level 7
Apr 15, 2022
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I know right, what a guy!!
As punk rock goddess Patti Smith sang, back in the 70s, "Jesus died, for somebody's sins, but not mine...." I can't wait to sing that song at karaoke soon, now that it's available as a new release. Will get to watch the local hicks scratch their heads and mutter disgust at the lyrics of her cover version of Van Morrison's Gloria....
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
Apr 15, 2022
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Jesus doesn't love me. He's never even met me.
Charles1971
Level 7
Apr 15, 2022
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I've never met you and I love you, as I love all my human family. To love someone is to care as much for their well-being as you do for your own well-being. Putting it simply; "love your neighbor as yourself."
@jlynn37 And if Jesus were human, that explanation might hold water. In defence of your love for Charles, he is a fantastic person!
@LovinLarge Love has nothing to do with jebus or dog. It is purely a human emotion, action.
@jlynn37 That's why we are making fun of the old saying. "Jesus loves you".
@LovinLarge Thank you though I'm quite sure I'm far from fantastic. On a good day I'm kinda nifty. 
@Charles1971 And modest, also!
I recall a few years when I arrived at work one morning, a colleague greeted me with a big smile on his face and then handed me an envelope. When I sat down at my desk I opened the envelope which contained a card on which was a drawing of the crucifixion. The words printed at the bottom of the card were JESUS LOVES YOU. When I opened the card inside was written And Everybody Else Thinks You’re a Cunt! I roared with laughter.
ASTRALMAX
Level 8
Apr 15, 2022
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April Fool's deja vu!
August1
Level 6
Apr 15, 2022
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About the mention April Fool.
A die hard xtian said it's blasphemous to play April fool jokes on anyone. He said: "On that day, the Roman's crowned jesus with thorns and called him the king of fool's."
I said: "Yip, from that set-work book, die-hard xtians believe in."!
If it wasn't a level 7 member, I would have taken this post seriously. Therefore I say: fuck off, stop taking the mick out of us, will ya???
Paddypereira
Level 7
Apr 15, 2022
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Ouch 
@Buck, c'mon, it was fucking funny, fair play to ya. I understood the irony you used.
@Paddypereira ouch
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