Glad he's in Philly and not where I live. They're all creepy, and most if not all of them had never even fully read the bible, yet they preach to others.
"Bring his wife to Christ, rather than to orgasm"...does this involve car keys and a hat?
He's got confused over which of those is mythical
It might be possible to do both if you can get your wife to yell "Jesus Christ" when she reaches orgasm. I'm a problem solver, follow me for more marriage tips.
Similar to what I was thinking, but the traditional thing for a wife to come out with is "Oh God!" which is much more direct than bothering with sectarian diversions like Jesus.