What happens if it starts talking back to me, filling my head with evil thoughts, and making me barf out 30-ft streams of green vomit? Can I sue the manufacturer?

I had to look this up! I thought it was a joke, but it really is selling on Amazon, lol. But, this isn't necessary as any Christian will tell you that Jesus talks to them in their hearts, so why go the long way about it?

During the grass growing months Jesus comes to my house to mow. I'm not sure where he goes during the winter months, but I don't need to call him then.

WoW!!!

Now all the Fascists evangelized maga death cult members have a parlor game without the use of militarized live action toys they want to kill us with and have martial law with all out civil war!!!

LOL Kinda like a religious ‘spin the bottle’.

Oh, why not? Sarah Palin talks to him on her cell phone.

I saw that on Facebook, and I almost posted it here myself. I just wasn't sure if it was a joke or an aqctual advertisement, and didn't want to bother checking up to find out.

More proof positive that religion is basically about magic. Just because we don't understand how some things work does not mean it's just magic.

It isn't the first time that I have seen something like that. Only they called them Angel boards back then.

Are they gonna market the new Jeezus Trumpy trading cards too?

Will be a millionaire by New Year's day.