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THE TENETS OF ATHEISM
Recite this daily and believe it without question

I don't believe that I'm being watched and judged by invisible magical people in the sky.

I don't believe in invisible magical people at all.

When I die, I'm dead. I won't see my loved ones, or my dog, or Elvis, or anyone.

Science knows better than the bibull.

Man evolved from lower species and was not formed out of clay, or dirt, or ceramic, or Tupperware, or whatever material "God" used.

Prayer is just wishing for shit.

I know a guy named Jesus and he's not divine, he's just Hispanic.

All-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful superbeings only exist in comic books.

God, Jehovah, Yeshua, Yahway, pick a fucking name already!

Sgt_Spanky 8 Feb 9
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The real and singular tenet of atheism is that you are accepting of living only in a real, material world and dismiss fantasy alongside all its consequent false promises.

I like your list though.

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" Science knows better than the bibull." Using science means that YOU know better than the bible, its authors and ANYONE who completely relies upon it and refuses logic and reason.

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I don't wanna recite anything daily as that would be a ritual, like religion. I know I am god-free and atheist without a reminder. Lol! But maybe this would help on days I cannot escape it at work!

Here is a morning ritual that only takes a few seconds. When you awake in the morning sit on the edge of your bed with feet twelve inches apart and firmly planted on the floor, hands resting on your knees with open palms facing upward. Close your eyes and take a deep breath and think of some people you don’t like and repeat aloud, Fuck You! Fuck You for a few seconds.

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"Recite this daily and believe it without question" .... What... Are you trying to start another religion or something? 😄

I'm thinking of calling it, Atheanity.

@Sgt_Spanky Can I be your accountant? 😎

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What Gwen said. "I don't need to convince myself that I am an atheist. " It just comes naturally.

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I believe you. And I believe that I don’t know whether or not a sky fairy exists. Reason leads me to believe that there is not. Knowledge is another thing altogether. I know that I’ve never met a Bigfoot, a Yeti, or a ghost.

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I try to be reeeal careful when I use that word "believe." I hardly ever use it except when I say "I believe I'll have another cold beer, thank you."

@Gwendolyn2018 Gwen, it's a kinda euphemism with a taint of humor.

@Gwendolyn2018 I'll drink whatever beers you have and don't want.

@Gwendolyn2018 I have to admit, there ARE some mornings when I feel like a slug. But lucky me, coffee seems to cure that right well. And yes, by the evening I'm generally in good enough shape that I can switch my medication to beer.

@Gwendolyn2018 I have a couple of dependencies that are much worse.

@Gwendolyn2018 Those are relatively harmless addictions. Unless the ice cream puts a lot of extra weight on you. I use ice cream also, but in very limited quantities. Maybe once or twice a week when I have to have something to take pain meds with.

@Gwendolyn2018 Seems to me the Internet oughta be a good place to sell your quilts. I've been looking (for 5 years) for somebody to design and sew and meditation jacket for me, so far no joy.

@Gwendolyn2018 Websites are hard work. As an individual, finding somebody to help with a web site is a joke. I'm about to embark on a website task, and I expect it to take me a couple of months.

@Gwendolyn2018 Gwen, IT is one thing but website is another. I need somebody that knows Wordpress and especially incorporating add-ins.

@Gwendolyn2018 ?? I didn't under- or over estimate his ability. Because I didn't estimate his abilities. I don't know anything about him. Are you saying that he might want to help me with a website?

@Gwendolyn2018 When I left Virginia, I also quit web work. Since then, I've only maintained my own. (Just one) But now, I want to add an instructional section, which will include lessons, exams, etc. It's kinda like a blog, but it's incremental. It's FIFO whereas a normal blog is FILO. In other word, a new user has to start at the beginning.

@Gwendolyn2018 First In, First Out. But a blog is First In, Last Out. Normal blogs have the latest entry at the front. The reader then steps backward into older posts.

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I'm just a single specimen of the great apes known as homo sapiens that rules the world because it is the only animal that can believe in things that exist purely in its own imagination, such as gods, states, money, and human rights. Now the more advanced of us are starting to realize that some of these imaginary concepts cause more harm then good and would prefer to abandon them for better imaginary concepts and we know that in some cases the best replacement is nothing at all, like religion.

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I don't need a title or mantra to describe myself. I am just me. People are just human, some good and some not so much. Everyone has a story and I choose not to judge but will distance myself from anyone who I feel may be toxic to me. Feeling joy and happiness is the definition of magic to me and that's the only magic that exists.

Betty Level 8 Feb 9, 2023
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I don't need a list of stuff.
But hey, you go on with your bad self.
Whatever works.

Lists of stuff are great. Everybody loves a good list. In fact, I can list the reasons why if you like. 👍

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Yeah but how about Mother Nature?

skado Level 9 Feb 9, 2023

It's just nature. Adding the maternal connotation is mere sentimentality, and posesses no modicum of reality.

@KKGator
Sentimentality is not a part of reality?

@skado Not usually.

@KKGator
Exceptions?

@skado There are exceptions to nearly everything. In this case, very few.

@KKGator
Example?

@skado lt can be a part of certain individuals reality. Not everyone feels sentiment. Not everyone feels love. Not everyone feels loyalty. Not everyone feels hate. Not everyone feels jealousy, so l'm not sure what you mean.

@Sticks48
You say sentimentality is not usually a part of reality. Where or when is it a part of reality?

@skado It might be a part of your reality and not a part of mine.

@Sticks48
Apologies - I mistook you for KKG. I think you two are saying different things.

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I’m reposting this.

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I don't practice recitations except for the Five Remembrances by Tich Naht Hahn.

I am subject to aging . There is no way to avoid aging.
I am subject to ill health. There is no way to avoid illness.
I am going to die. There is no way to avoid death.
Everyone and everything I love will change, and I will be separated from them.
My only true possessions are my actions, and I can not escape their consequences

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Thank you Spanky. I believe every word of it. 🙂

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