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I had a near brush with death yesterday while mowing the grass. As I was doing some trimming I caught a glimpse of a rabid squirrel quickly approaching me from my left side. I dropped my trimmer, and took flight across the side yard to escape this evil nemesis. As I started up the front porch steps and turned to face my tormentor, I saw it was an merely an oak leave caught up in a gust of wind….👀
Good thing for my cat like reflexes, or I might have been in real trouble!?!!🤠

Aaron70 7 May 8
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I started reading your post and at first thought that it might be serious (I came about a foot from a rattle snake a few years ago, in a grassy area on my property, and I think back to it sometimes).

It's funny the things our mind can project or quick-hypothesize, especially in what may be an emergency situation.

kmaz Level 7 May 9, 2023

Right……I swear every time I saw my ex mother in law, that Satan had just walked in the door!!? Hellishly frightening beyond words!!!🫣

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A rabbit squirrel. I would like to see one of those.

Rabid squirrels are the worst!!!! Have you never seen Monty Python!!!?!!! 😦

Oh wait……that was an effin rabbit, my bad…..🤷🏻♂️

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Thoughts and those other useless things toward your traumatic recovery. Seriously.

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...but it could have been - Poison Oak!

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Double trouble, sweet!!!😎

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