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What should you never try in life?

Redcupcoffee 7 May 17
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F***g a right wing whack. Even as a grudge bleep*

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Putting your finger in a meat grinder ?

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Cyanide

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Frying bacon naked.

This reminds me that some people lack common sense! lol

@BSquared .not my own experience, I microwave. Lol

done it, definitely glad I had an apron handy.

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Hand feeding lions.

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Dieing

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Criticising a woman.
Meeting a train on level crossing.
Disturbing a sleeping cop.
Annoying the secret police.
Building super-powerful fireworks.
Allowing water to drop into a pan full of smoking hot oil you are holding.
Pouring hot, molten white-metal into a damp mould.
Tapping a jar of old, unstable Potassium Permanganate.

Just a few of the "no-no" things I was never warned about - and I have the scars to show for it!

😮

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You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit in the Wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and don't mess around with Slim. LOL

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You mean I shouldn't want to be shot out of a big canon, into a net?? Ratts!!!!

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sitting on an alligator (unless she knows you)

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Never try to convince a fundamentalist christian Jesus is not coming back any time soon.

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Based on the reaction a friend of mine had to trying it, sauerkraut juice.

LOL

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too hard

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Never feed a marshmallow to a grisly bear by putting it in your mouth

@Redcupcoffee It was actually done on the original SNL. Dan Akroid put a marshmallow in his mouth with a scared face and he said, Never feed a grisly bear a marshmallow like this. I laughed so hard and never forgot it. I think it was close to 50 yrs ago

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Meth, and sex in a hammock.

@Redcupcoffee Thymely, too

@Petter, @Redcupcoffee tbh, I’d sooner cumin my pants.

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You shold never try to NOT try something!

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Debate with a crowd of idiots. Especially Christian's. They will think your a test from god.

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Never slap a gorilla.

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Making your way through it telling people what they want to hear instead of your true feelings (candy coated if need be) simply put. Lying

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Well, if at first you don't succeed, skydiving might not be for you...

I know I guy who did that but he survived and even though he was told he would be a quadriplegic he beat that rap too and gets around just fine. The docs now pay him to be a test subject because they still can't figure out how he did it. Crazy, ex-special ops guy so who knows?

@Surfpirate I can't imagine the pain he lived/is living through every day... No thank you, lol!

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Not try to make a difference in someone's life.

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From the Golden Age of Looney Tunes

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Floating gracefully off a 90 foot high cliff.
Just take my word for it.
Dont.

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Dying.

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Terminal illnesses

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