What should you never try in life?
Criticising a woman.
Meeting a train on level crossing.
Disturbing a sleeping cop.
Annoying the secret police.
Building super-powerful fireworks.
Allowing water to drop into a pan full of smoking hot oil you are holding.
Pouring hot, molten white-metal into a damp mould.
Tapping a jar of old, unstable Potassium Permanganate.
Just a few of the "no-no" things I was never warned about - and I have the scars to show for it!
You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit in the Wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and don't mess around with Slim. LOL
You mean I shouldn't want to be shot out of a big canon, into a net?? Ratts!!!!
Never try to convince a fundamentalist christian Jesus is not coming back any time soon.
Based on the reaction a friend of mine had to trying it, sauerkraut juice.
LOL
Never feed a marshmallow to a grisly bear by putting it in your mouth
@Redcupcoffee It was actually done on the original SNL. Dan Akroid put a marshmallow in his mouth with a scared face and he said, Never feed a grisly bear a marshmallow like this. I laughed so hard and never forgot it. I think it was close to 50 yrs ago
Meth, and sex in a hammock.
@Redcupcoffee Thymely, too
@Petter, @Redcupcoffee tbh, I’d sooner cumin my pants.
Debate with a crowd of idiots. Especially Christian's. They will think your a test from god.
Making your way through it telling people what they want to hear instead of your true feelings (candy coated if need be) simply put. Lying
Well, if at first you don't succeed, skydiving might not be for you...
I know I guy who did that but he survived and even though he was told he would be a quadriplegic he beat that rap too and gets around just fine. The docs now pay him to be a test subject because they still can't figure out how he did it. Crazy, ex-special ops guy so who knows?
@Surfpirate I can't imagine the pain he lived/is living through every day... No thank you, lol!
Not try to make a difference in someone's life.
Floating gracefully off a 90 foot high cliff.
Just take my word for it.
Dont.