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Jesus Miracle # 1:Water into Wine - This magic trick is made quite easy taking into account two advantages. A: Wine in Jesus's time averaged 1 part wine to 10 parts water, and B: Desert air. - First, you grab yourself an ordinary clay wine vessel or two. Then you fill the vessels with wine which is made twice as strong as the usual (1 part wine, 5 parts water). Place the vessels out in the hot sun for a few days till the water is evaporated. Now all you have to do is fill them with water, swirl them around a bit while saying a few magic words and WALLA! You got yourself an alcohol free miracle!

chucklesIII 7 May 18
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My Uncle Doc taught me this one. Every day around 3 he'd turn into a bar. I've been practicing.

Your Uncle was a wise man.

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I'm sorry, did you say "alcohol free"? I thought alcohol WAS the miracle.

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So basically, this Jesus bloke invented Ribena?

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What could the bastard have done with oregano?

Sold it in small bags.

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No person so no miracle.

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Yeah, but can you explain how the Easter Bunny can lay eggs?

They are pre inserted by Santa.

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I just turned a one dollar bill into a Pay Day candy bar and I'm pretty pleased with my self.

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I just turned nothing into gin with a few bits of paper and metal discs...whoop!

I need that recipe!

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How can alcohol free be a miracle ???

I agree. Jesus lost a lot of friends that day.

@chucklesIII
Did he ever have any ??

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You take the magic out of it. It'll never play Hollywood now.

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There is always someone selling watered down shit!

Coldo Level 8 May 18, 2018

And always people accepting and believing it.

@jlynn37 There's a sucker born every minute.

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