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What would it be like to be married to you?

So, what kind of spouse are you/would you be (or partner, if marriage isn't your thing)?

When I met my husband, I didn't pull any stops. I ate the way I normally eat. Maybe with a little spaghetti on my face sometimes 😳 and I didn't sugar coat anything. No surprises.

I asked my husband, "if you could change one thing about me, what would it be?" He said "you ask too many questions... like that one." :\

So, what should a person know about you, if they were to live with you (legal documents or no).

Here is mine:

  1. My sleep is erratic.
  2. I need to have alone time.
  3. I like a quiet house.
  4. I have a few phobias like bugs and germs...
  5. Hate clutter and I donate things every time I buy something.

Oh and I'm pretty sure my feet are made of ice. Chiseled ice cubes.

silvereyes 8 Dec 27
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This is tough for me to answer because my mind is a sort of organized chaos I can compartmentalize and at the same time I am being indifferent I can have compassion. Brain never shuts down. I can s take something that is seemingly simple and show how it is more complex than you relize. I am highly alert to settle changes (that theory about hidden in plain sight almost never works on me) if I finish one project be certain several more I have started to unravel. If you can not stimulate me On an intellectual level most likely I will find a way for you to give your self a reason to escape.

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I've changed a lot since I was last in any long-term relationship.
I'm older and not nearly as wild as I used to be.

  1. I too like it quiet, it's very loud where I am now.

  2. I can't stand when the sink is full of dishes, and I don't just mean dirty ones. If the drying rack is full I can't walk past it I have to put them away. Then I'll wash any dirty ones and put them in the drying rack. 😛

  3. Sometimes I snore...badly.

  4. Guilty pleasure: Occasionally I'll watch those moronic shows on The History Channel like Ancient Aliens for a laugh. It's like watching a comedy program.

  5. Between all of the seizures I've had and the meds I'm on, sometimes have a trouble finding the words I want to say. or I can't comprehend a simple question for a second. It can be a little embarrassing, but that's what you get.

Icy feet are easy to overlook when you're with the right person. 🙂

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Hahahaaaa... A tough ride?

But if I were to actually get married in the first place you'd be getting the best of me.

I snore, have mood swings, will eat all your food because it tastes better if I love you, and will probably poop in front of you. Something completely unrelated to us will get me in my feelings and I'll go on rants constantly. I'll bite you to show affection. I'll do laundry but I probably won't do dishes. Our bed will always have have clean sheets and pillow cases. I'll tell you if I feel like sleeping with someone else. I'll get mad at you if your porn selection isn't ethical. I'll probably rescue random animals.

Cwen Level 4 Dec 28, 2017
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You'd be overwelmed by my charm and you'd be in wifey heaven 😛

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In fairness to the victim. I was married for 19 years (including 2 years of legal separation). All while in the Military. I did 2 unaccompanied tours in Europe, 3 6 month Mediterranean Deployments, 2 North Atlantics, Numerous Drug Ops, Exercises, Refresher Trainings, Schools out of the area of residence. I was absent often just as any other Navy guy. THAT GUY IS IN THE PAST AS THAT MARRIAGE. i am Retired, not raising any children and with a very relaxed perspective of Life during Phase 3 of my life. Different Guy... even me wouldn't even know how much Fun I could be Now... specially with the Right Partner to take all that Fun Out of My Body!!!! If she can't dance... I can teach her... if I can't I know an ex GF that performs Miracles. But Buyer Be Aware... I Like Sex and Making Love and don't mind Foreplay!!!! What will be Ridiculous about Me? Too Many Nice Shoes.

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Gawd, from everything you say, you could be my soulmate... except for the last item. Oopsie!

godef Level 7 Dec 28, 2017

@silvereyes - Yeah, I struggle with clutter. In my head and my home.

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I've been married twice and they both came back for more, more than once, so that probably means they were in between me and a good relationship.

But, I'm a pretty nice ex-husband too. Civil and polite.

So, marriage may not be the best relationship status for me but I am still working on being a good companion.

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I, too, need my alone time and a quiet space. I can be surly, especially in the morning. I'm not sure I'm really cut out to be a partner. I'm not sure I'm healthy for anyone.

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  1. I snore
  2. I’m overly distracted and cranky when interrupted
  3. I believe an ordered desk is a sign of a sick mind.
    4). Work comes first, pleasure after.
    5). I’m very pertinacious.
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You're more normal than you think you are. We all have foibles. A person with a big heart loves others with a big heart.

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  1. I rarely take anything seriously.
  2. I snore.
  3. I'm actually an introvert. I need alone time to recharge.
  4. I'll eat anything.
  5. I never leave the lid up.
Duke Level 8 Dec 28, 2017
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I'm going to be 85% rigid in accomplishing what I have to do when I have to do it, but 15% spontaneous and a barrel of laughs.

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