So, what kind of spouse are you/would you be (or partner, if marriage isn't your thing)?
When I met my husband, I didn't pull any stops. I ate the way I normally eat. Maybe with a little spaghetti on my face sometimes and I didn't sugar coat anything. No surprises.
I asked my husband, "if you could change one thing about me, what would it be?" He said "you ask too many questions... like that one." :\
So, what should a person know about you, if they were to live with you (legal documents or no).
Here is mine:
Oh and I'm pretty sure my feet are made of ice. Chiseled ice cubes.
I snore. I like great sex. I am very open minded. I dislike paranoia. I don't mind dirt. I tell it how I see it, no filters.
I'm bipolar and struggle with depression, I have insomnia, drool, snore and sometimes talk in my sleep. I eat like a hog, I hate spiders and hate loose hair (pubes or anything not attached to the body), I like a clean bathroom and I may or may not fuss at you about the toilet seat being up, depends on the day and my mood. I make random noises when i'm bored, i'm annoying and will bug you to death, I like watching you brush your teeth and shave because I like admiring your beauty even when you're doing simple things so expect me to stare. It can not be cold nor hot in the house, it must stay on 70s at all times. Sex at least once a week is mandatory. I don't use my brain all the time, so except really dumb stuff to happen. I'm emotional and i'm used to liars, so don't even try because I will find out and if it's something major... like sneaking around and cheating on me, I will make your life a living hell.
As I'm using this for a dating site, I ain't saying - keeping that stuff hidden, of course! (until I must reveal it).
Yeah I snore.
I love animals, but definitely not in my bed, preferably not in the house.
I refuse to pay for cable tv.
I travel for a living. Please be able to take care of yourself.
I own a chainsaw, I sharpen it myself.
I don’t like clutter, but I also have a hard time tossing things.
I use the word Fuck way too much.
I’ve never been married or lived with anyone so the situation would culture shock for me.
Being married to me would suck, though my soon to be ex wife stuck it out for near twenty years (I left her, blah blah reasons).
I'm not going to list my faults, I'm not dangerous, just annoying.
So in the vanishingly unlikely event that one of you runs into me and decides that you might quite like to get shackled to me, don't.
No, really, don't...
If we were married, I would live in my house and you would live in your house.
In my house, I am queen. What I say, goes.
One of my legs needs to be on top of the blanket.
Don't tell me my music is too loud. Bring ear muffs.
I am a real sweetheart if you meet me at the right time.
I am neither jealous nor possessive.
The sentence "She belongs to me" can only refer to a Bob Dylan song,
Great post! Lots of laughs and some good insider information!
If you're married to me, or even my friend, I'm fiercely loyal and honest. Pretty upfront. You won't have to guess, and you can trust me with money or people. If you need me, Ill be there.
Most of my family has passed so other than my son, YOU will be my family! I have loads of friends to go along with my many interests so I can get busy at times.
Its a package deal. I have a 12 year old son that I love so much! I promised him I'd only date people who would enrich and makes both our lives more fun and adventurous. So you have to be that.
You need to love travelling, trying new things and going on adventures big and small. I am a pro at making fun in our own back yard. Swim, fish, hunt, hike, 4 wheeling, and mentoring kids happens a lot around here too. We are basically the Kool Aid house.
I love horses and dogs and don't think I'll outgrow it, so it would be best if you can at least tolerate them well. None of them would sleep in our bed but I DO snore.
I enjoy simple things like hot black coffee, especially in the morning on the deck with good conversation. Euchre, Cribbage, and Poker's fun too, especially in Michigan Winter's. Music and music festivals are high on the summer list.
Basically, I'm an educated hick from the sticks but it's the best of both worlds.