Well hell.... there's not much you can do. You can't grow vegetables. You can't raise animals. You can't refine oil for gas...
Then on the other hand. I would live for a little while. Those that hate guns will be the first to go..
I can see them trying to find one and wishing they had one. While me and my buddies live 2 more days then them...lol.

Get scratched early on, so I'd be zombiefied - and I could go around tearing people up ! Yum

Acquire an ocean going tug, get a bunch of high caliber rifles, ammunition and move to a remote island in the aleutians and wait it out.
Adak. It’s a former naval station. Plenty of empty buildings, pier facilities and fuel supply tanks.

I believe a recent study shown, while attempting to get to the core of US gun violence, that ‘fear of zombies’ was the major reason given by modern gun hoarders… Having lived deep in the woods for many years, I gave up ‘horror movies’ so I could navigate without undue fear. Consequently, I’ve missed the 'zombie craze,’ I’m armed for the living…

loved zombie land

I deal with one each time i go to the com. Center to knit with the old ladies...... Lol

I'd probably consult The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.....

I would wake up because obviously I'm having a nightmare because zombies don't really exist

Probably die

Grab the treadmills from the nearby gym and put those zombies to work generating electricity and party like it's 1999 until someone with a tank comes and takes it from me.

Then die
Then die again

Stand in front of my house laughing my ass off and yelling ,"now what hell did we do wrong."

I would be Negan... we are all Negan

I posted something similar to this and no one responded.. Thought there would be more Walking Dead fans on here but maybe not.

Kill Bill Murray.

Zombies are people too, you know. They are just grey matter challenged. Where's the acceptance of alternative lifestyles?

[This is not a real answer, but we can thank God for the lack of real zombies. Amiright? ]

I could say I'd keep a cool head, find a refuge and hole up there with enough food and weapons to sustain and protect any other survivors that come along for as long as necessary. That would be a lie. In reality, I'd shit myself, cry, panic, lose the plot and probably get eaten within five minutes.

All of Christianity is just one zombie's apocalypse, so probably just this.

No. Just no.

Get a Samurai sword, find a fresh water source.

I would rejoice in the glorious splendor of true evolution a la revolution. Hallelujah, and ¡Viva la Revolución!

I uh, actually have a bag packed for that. Not zombies in particular, but other possible eventualities as well. Its got several ways to make fire in it. Fishing gear. Some food. Some tools. Rope. A survival book lol even a deck of cards to play with to stave off boredom and worst case scenerio hopelessness. Be prepared.

As much as I'd like to think I'd Darryl it, I would more than likely be one of the first to go. If, by luck, I survived the first 12 hours, I'd go straight for the gun store and load up. Then straight to the country, as far from any population centers as possible. Then it would be ruffage all the live long day.

Go camping.

It would be indistinguishable from a usual Friday night out in my home town so I'd just carry on enjoying myself and not think about it.

run toward the zombies