I’m sure they’re both thought of as pretty cheesy, but this Coca-Cola commercial from my early childhood and the recent one that caused a bit of controversy (immigrants! gays! OTHER LANGUAGES, ahhh!) are so beautiful to me.

McDonalds Kiwi burger ad from 1999, very catchy. Kiwi burgers they bring them out every now and then, I have never tried one.

Love the golden retriever family driving their Subaru.

Geico commercials

You can learn a lot from a dummy...

Hold the pickles, hold the ketchup,
special orders don't upset us,
something, something, something, something,
have it your way...

Have it yourrrr way, have it your way...

"I can't believe I ate the whoooollllleee thing."
"I want my Maypo!"
"N, E, S, T, L, E, S. Nestle's makes the very best chocccccllllate."
"You can't fool Mother Nature."
"Crazy Eddie! His prices are innnnnsannnne!!!"

A little dab will do you. (Brilcream), If you remember this one your old

These are pretty good! lol

Haha Eric Cartmans' relatives.

• "Whatever it is I think I see becomes a __ to me!"
• "__, take me away!"
• "Gimme a break, gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that __."
• "Oh, what a feelin'! __!"
• "This is not your father's __. This is the new generation of __."

There is a commercial for a heart medication that refers to fetuses as "unborn children." That is not scientifically or medically accurate. I don't appreciate what is supposed a drug company commercial pushing that christian ideology on the world.

“Help...I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

“Clap on clap off, the clapper.”

“I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...”

Coca-Cola I'd like to teach the world to sing.....

Your in good hands with all state

I guess I'm living in bubble land. I haven't seen a commercial in years.

Keep on going and going and going and going and going.

None of them... I purge them from my soul. Fortunately, our adverts are a lot less... mentally invasive, so I find them a lot easier.

Unless we're talking about an accident that wasn't my fault. Then I know that Hampson Hughes are the people to go for if I want compensation.

Mentos, the fresh maker, I go Kookoo for Cocoa Puffs, frosted flakes, they're greeeat, fill your cup to the rim with the rich taste of brim, for prell shampoo "Gee your hair smells terrific," leggo my eggo, the incredible edible egg, kool-aid guy crashing through a wall "ooh yeeeah!". I could go on... Oh yeah I want a pop, I want a sha-sha-sha- Shasta!

Where's the beef and spudz McKenzie, mc gruff take a bite out of crime

Wonder Bar, Vikings excited over a chocolate bar. The longest running TV commercial in TV history. My ex girlfriend wrote the commercials.

Arbys. We have the meats.