QUESTION Atheists Are Brainwashed By The Scientific Method
A new study reveals an overwhelming percentage of atheists are brainwashed. These so-called skeptics, humanists, and Satanists stopped submitting to the faith of their fathers only to put on the yoke of servitude to the scientific method.
The study titled The Enslavement Of Freethinkers by Professor Andrew Canard was recently published in the Journal of Crytpointelligence. Professor Canard teaches at the Theological Institute of Technology (TIT). His courses include Cryptoepistemology and Alex Jones I and II. The professor is a longtime skeptic of skeptics and their methodology:
My new study shows atheists are brainwashed by the scientific method. A full 83% of atheists take it on faith that the process of systematically testing hypotheses by vigorous methods and getting results capable of getting replicated is the best way of knowing about the world.
5,307 self-identified atheists answered questions exploring their sad and atheistically miserable lives. Even though 88% state they lead happy and fulfilled lives only . 5% go to church regularly. “That’s a clear sign atheists don’t know what happiness is. How can you know if you’re spiritually fulfilled if you’re not in church regularly?” pointed out Professor Canard.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.The problem with type nonsense is that people will accept it as authority and incorporate into there belief system and the damage is almost irrevocable.
jlynn37
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
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We are all "brainwashed" by our experiences. If you were told in childhood to "go UP to the basement and go DOWN to the attic" using up and down incorrectly for years and years...you would have up and down all boogered in your vocabulary of vertical direction...compared to the rest of society.
BobMcDowell
Level 6
Jan 30, 2018
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But that's not really brainwashing -- that would be simply a learned behavior.
I love the fact that he teaches at Tit.
richdust
Level 5
Jan 30, 2018
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Hahahaha...that just hit me like a ton of bricks!
It's tongue in cheek humour, like the Onion. “That’s a clear sign atheists don’t know what happiness is. How can you know if you’re spiritually fulfilled if you’re not in church regularly?” pointed out Professor Canard.
Hominid
Level 7
Jan 30, 2018
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If you look into the article's links , you'll see that it is intended as satire . This is Secular humor .
"Professor Canard teaches at the Theological Institute of Technology". What else would you expect him to say???
jlynn37
Level 8
Jan 30, 2018
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There's no him... the article is just satire.
Ya, it got me at first as well... until I read more articles on the site. They're quite funny; I love seeing religion getting lampooned.
I’d rather be brainwashed by science than a book about a talking snake, demons and an all around asshole who was a mudering maniac for a sky daddy!!!
EmeraldJewel
Level 7
Jan 30, 2018
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troll or no troll?
GipsyOfNewSpain
Level 9
Jan 30, 2018
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The study also explores the narrow mindedness endemic within the atheist community:
When asked if astrology is a good way of predicting the future, 80% of atheists state the age old practice is as useful as “tits on a penguin.”
Famed author and expert in particle physics and consciousness Deepak Chopra is considered by 96% of atheists as only an expert in the production and marketing of low grade hypersyllabic balogna.
Most atheists do not believe vaccines are the whole milk from the Devil’s breasts.
Professor Canard confessed there is a lot of work to be done, “We have to educate students the world can best be known through deeply felt feelings. For now we will have to deal with atheists brainwashed by the scientific method.”
We Atheists are all brainwashed because we don't believe in Astrology & support Vaccines .
Dougy
Level 7
Jan 30, 2018
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There is no sense to this nonsense!
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