Religion is like a penis.
; ) ; ) ; ) This cracked me up.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Over obedience so you don't go to hell. Is really swallowing the whole Satan's Dong.
Why not, just save Satan? So we can move on changing this prison planet.
Castlepaloma
Level 8
Feb 7, 2018
2
Religion IS like a penis. It can really fuck you (up).
Maxwell55
Level 5
Feb 9, 2018
24
Well said and accurate!
I love it ....
♥
Eventually all Penises are buried 6' under in a grave yard or cremated and turned to dust.
So what's Religion waiting for...!
Hi there !
Friend you're definately right ! ))
Luv it !!!
Mellstock
Level 2
Feb 18, 2018
0
It’s the tongue that’s mightier then the sword
Oh this is sooooo good. I have not ever heard this before but it is dead on accurate and should be shared everywhere! And like most penis owners, it's frequently about mine is better than yours and mine is the biggest.
TimothyIII
Level 5
Feb 25, 2018
0
I love this one! Good advice. Also serving a dual purpose as apparently some people need to be reminded about the same rules for their genitals.
A2Jennifer
Level 8
Mar 4, 2018
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Ahh the Godhead.Can't wait for the second comming
findmegenie
Level 4
Mar 6, 2018
0
...and hopefully, like a penis, it will wither and rise no more once it reaches a certain age.
Meep70
Level 7
Mar 21, 2018
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I thought that was a nasty myth! 
@girlwithsmiles I hope you're right!
Eloquent and disturbing at the same time, lol. To think my penis has a god makes me consider chopping it off.
nvrnuff
Level 8
Mar 25, 2018
0
@silvereyes Well, I won't deny it's right to have a religion, but it's about the only way I can think of to withdraw my support. lol
Lols, betcha don't but
@girlwithsmiles You'd win that bet.
I recommend a TEDtalks by sophia wallace Amazing and spot on. . . I love the reaction of my children when I use the word clitorus. As I've aged they think I'm sexless Sooo when we were discussing having great sex I said if My clitorous isn't involved Only one pperson is having a great time" Hands over ears and I thought my sons would faint My grandchildren pprobably shared the story with friends
EvaValdez
Level 5
Apr 4, 2018
1
Very amusing story!
Religion is like a penis? I beg to differ. I don't like religion.
Islandgurl
Level 6
Apr 5, 2018
12
Why dislike religion? It may really mean nothing but, like penis, can make you feel good! It's all in how you perceive and use it.
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