Religion is like a penis.

Question

; ) ; ) ; ) This cracked me up.

silvereyes 8

Answer 1

I believe in my penis

Answer 2

.....and sometimes it VERY HARD!!!

Answer 3

"A penis mightier than a sword"

I guess that is why religion sucks.

Answer 4

I'm glad to learn where I've been going wrong, perhaps I can use this as a defence? Thank you for posting.

Answer 5

Every time I 'm feeling down and read something like this, it lifts me no end

Answer 6

Bahahahahaha!

Answer 7

When it's hard you get fucked and when it's soft you can't beat it

Answer 8

Tee-hee-hee

Answer 9

I dunno about this. A penis is actually useful.

Answer 10

if I read it too hard I will go blind?

Answer 11

I do agree! It's a fine piece of equipment but should only be shared with someone you like/love and care for.

Answer 12

would you be proud of something you were born with and had no choice about?

Of course I'm talking

Answer 13

If religion is like a penis then I must be a unick but I have a penis the religiosity sucks

Answer 14

Lmao, that's a trip

Answer 15

If religion is like a penis then the Midwest is balls deep in it. :/

Answer 16

makes the point rather dramatically; i like it!!

Answer 17

Thats fantastic 

Answer 18

Out fucking standing

Answer 19

Hysterically funny

Answer 20

I’m not sure how to react to that.

Answer 21

Mom, what's a penis?

Answer 22

My line would be because most Christians are dick heads


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