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Religion is like a penis.

; ) ; ) ; ) This cracked me up.

silvereyes 8 Feb 7
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Why does it have to be so hard to get into heaven? It is called selection erection.

EMC2 Level 8 Jan 13, 2019
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they try hard to bring you into the fold but then when they find you not interested go soft on you.

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What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's ? mouth? (remember this is a joke. Just like the Billboard) answer. Einstein's dick.

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Is happiness a warm gun?

No, but gun control is hitting your target!
(My first time with a 9mm)

@Rustee Pretty good! At what distance?

@Santanaman9 - Thank you! I don't remember the distance, but it wasn't all that far... I was just learning about my handgun, so my instructor probably had me fairly close to the target!

@Rustee That's good for a short distance. I was curious enough to wonder if longer, perchance, so I had to ask. Keep up the good practices!

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Hahaha great

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I wish...if only people could take it OUT of themselves as easy!

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Catholathism...

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It is more like a big mouth that always sucks!

JK666 Level 7 Mar 12, 2019
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Hilarious

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I love it!! Succinct and dare I say it, to the point.

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When things start happening it goes flat lol

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The penis show was so successful at Sunday's service , we will have a second cumming next Sunday.

EMC2 Level 8 Apr 1, 2019
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If religion is like a penis I'll have 2 or 3

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Why I always think of it as a pussy?

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