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Cremation or burial for your funeral?

I found this interesting link about the confessions of a funeral director and a pastor’s disagreement about the cremation of the body. I found it to be quite hypocritical, considering the history of all the victims being burned by the church in history.

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EmeraldJewel 7 Feb 13
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I have willed my body to our medical school n my state and it becomes their property once they take possession. Once they have finish with their use of it, they will cremate my remains and return the ashes to my family if my family wants it, if not the ashes will be spread in a garden on their premises. I am OK with that.

Yes! Donate!

@jayneonacobb I like to consider the possibility that I could contribute more to humanity after I die than while I was alive.

I'm a soft tissue donor too! And if I'm dead I couldn't care less what happens to my body beyond that.

@BrianMurphy I agree. They could use it for forensic science. Throw it out in a field and let it decay for evidence investigation.

That's a great idea.

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Stuff a ham bone up my ass and toss me to the wolves.

Lmfao! Love your comment.

Epic!

Lmao

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I have tried to let my children know I want the cheapest and easiest option available which I assume is cremation. I would care if they could legally dump my corpse in the desert for the vultures. I obviously won't care, whatever makes them happy.

Donate your body to science! It's free and helps the world after you die.

@jayneonacobb , I'm already a registered organ donor, although with the extremely unhealthy lifestyle I've lead I doubt my organs will be useful to anyone else. Donating to science is probably the more logical route. Years ago I had signed up to donate my corpse to the "Bodies" exposition but I have no clue if that would even happen.

My wife and I contracted with "Research For Life" in Phoenix. They obtain the body, harvest any parts with value, then cremate the remains and spread the ashes in the ocean. My wife tested the system in March 2018. It worked well, and it was free.

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It's been over 30 years since I first read this poetic sentiment on the wall of a bathroom I was visiting, but I offer it here for your consideration:

When I die, bury me deep.
With a big bag of cannabis at my feet.
Put papers and matches into my hand,
And I'll find my own way to the Promised Land.

can I put this prayer into a song, or is it already copywritten?

@heathen77 I have no idea. Like I say, I saw it on a bathroom wall, author unknown. But it does sound like it would make a dandy tune.

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I like the idea of the body farm in Tennessee. When I was a grad student there was a donation program for the skeletal collection here at the University of New Mexico. I like the idea of contributing something to science when it's all said and done.

Me, too!

How cool.

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Water cremation. Much more environmentally friendly.

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That's cool! Mushroom burial is interesting too.

Yes--I just don't like allocating land to body burials.

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Neither, I want to be put on a pyre barge pushed out into some water and have everyone shoot flaming arrows at my ass.

@MrLizard LOL nice one, I'll have to start watching my wording

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I would prefer a green funeral.
I want to be wrapped in silk and placed into the ground and decompose naturally.
Death is a big business. We pour all these highly toxic chemicals into our dead just for the benefit of the living and it's absolutely absurd.
Neil degrass Tyson said "I would request that my body in death be buried not cremated, so that the energy content contained within it gets returned to the earth, so that flora and fauna can dine upon it, just as I have dined upon flora and fauna during my lifetime"
I don't understand why people can't understand this thought process.

Oh, I like this.

It's not the thought process, it's the ritual and religious ceremony that isn't appreciated. It would be nice if it could be done without having a church service accompany it. It's funny that it's against the law to bury the deceased on your own property but not for the church.

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Viking funeral. Rowboat, a few cords of wood, 5 gallons of kerosene, and push it out onto Lake Superior when the tide is right.

I have many friends who will shoot the flaming arrows. Probably have a competition for it.

Naw, it would float too far away for me to roast the marshmallows.

@pixiedust
Ouch

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It doesn't matter, I'll be dead.

JK666 Level 7 Feb 13, 2018

It might matter to you right now, but you are correct and your survivors will make that final decision regardless of what you want.

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Cremation. And I don't want anyone hanging onto my ashes, throw them out with the trash.

Yes, I want to be returned back to the Universe and my remains live forever throughout there.

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I'm an organ donor. Then cremation. Considering one of those Bio Urn things. Anyone have any experience with them (obviously not personal! LOL)?

waste of money, have your family put your ashes in the spot where they want to plant a tree, ashes in the hole, plant the tree (or seeds, whatever they pick) and Done.. A cemetery controls what trees and plant go in their property, so it has to be on your own property.

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I want mine donated to science.

That is also a good option.

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Burial. But because of scientific belief.

Neil deGrasse Tyson on why he'd be buried: "...Put me in the ground. Let the worms, microbes come in and out of my body. And the energy content of my body that I had assembled over my lifetime consuming the flora and fauna of this earth. My body then returns to them. Thus is the cycle of life. .."

Here's Neil deGrasse Tyson with Larry King talking about death and the non-afterlife.

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Cremation. l want to become a tree, and you can do that using your ashes

Too much of you will literally go up in smoke.
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Part me out. Harvest my eyes, my liver, whatever organs are still usable, and let them benefit others who are still alive.

Whatever's left over, I'm not going to care -- don't cause my survivors any more expense than is necessary to comply with sanitation laws, and let them do what they need to do to grieve.

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Tibetan Sky Funeral.

Interesting

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I want to be buried right into the ground- no casket, no preserving my body. I want every bit of my body to go back to the earth.

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I don't really care, I'm going to recommend cremation.

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Ive done paid for a $8,000.00 funeral that cost $3000.00 A long time ago. That's what it's worth today. I told my wife to just cremate me if possible and save the rest for her to be cremated. Or visa versa. The easier thing to do for both of us.

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I'd probably go with cremation just so I don't burden my children with the upkeep of a grave, they can always keep me in a jar on the mantle piece should they so choose but I do quite like the argument for burial given by Neil de Grasse Tyson.

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Burn this body.

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Cremation 🙂

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I plan on cremation, and then having my ashes dumped in Puget Sound.

dann Level 2 Feb 13, 2018
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I donated my body to science. I hope they launch me in a cannon in an attempt to reach the moon! I think I've posted this before...

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