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What would be a good name for a Satanic/Atheist private school?
Think Elementary, Middle or High School.

Something that would be eye catching and fun/funny.

Crimson67 8 Feb 17
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St. Lucifer's School for Fallen Angels. Reality High. The Hitchens Institute of Go Fuck Yourself.

I'm particularly fond of the last one.
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Carl Sagan Preparatory High School of Arts & Sciences

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Heathens Secondary Modern, Dillahunty Developmental Institute, The Hitchsonian,

Elemental Elementary
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Level 5

Sit'n with Satan.. The 12 levels to a life in hell...

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I am NOT good with names, so I will comment that I am brain dead in that area and go look at the replys and LMAO. It's a given there will be some good names.

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St. Lucie's school of sin and moral turpitude?

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Hellbound High.

JimG Level 8 Feb 17, 2018
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School of the Damned. Atheist Academy. Satans Institute of Evil.

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Nail M High, Judas Jr High, Ken Ham School of Business (not a place to go really)

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Horned One High School?

jeffy Level 7 Feb 17, 2018
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Level 8

King of the Bottomless Pit Nursery School, Religions-in-a State University and The Dennis Wheatley School for the Alternative.

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Level 7

Hadrian for a boy and Lilith for a girl. Mal or any name including Mal is considered evil.

Gohan Level 7 Feb 17, 2018
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My poor grandson is named Malachi. I call him Mal

If your grandson was raised right, those of bad intent would consider him evil.
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Level 6

God free grade school. Mind Fill middle school. Heathen High. No Nonsense community college.

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Level 7

Carl Sagan High School. The motto would be 'hail Sagan!' I've seen the expression on a shirt before but it would be appropriate for this.

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Level 7

darwin elementary

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Noshitsherlock Its Elementary School, No Intelligent Design School, Eye of Newt Academy, Cheechandchong High.

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Level 9

Not sure about the school name, but the team name shoudl be The Minions, or The Demons.

Don't know why I came up with that, I don't even like sports.

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Saint Logic's Immaculate Mind Elementary School

JimG Level 8 Feb 17, 2018
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To Hell With School

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Clarence Darrow Evolution Education Enterprise

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The Christ Punchers!

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Elemental Elementary School

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Level 6

As I don't believe in the devil it would be worth mentioning.

Simple:
Bright HS
Bright MS

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Level 8

I know for some kids high school might as well be the third circle of Hell. I guess that would make middle school the second circle, and elementary the first. The whole school district could be the Mephistopheles Three Ring Flying Circus.

Or Fallen Circus...
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The fightin’ Darwin Demon Diablos!

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