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VictoriaNotes 9 Mar 24

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I don't need god to hate porn
Lol. And i really resent the presumption that my hatred for it somehow means i am a prude or asexual, or that i think sex is "dirty", etc. I LOVE sex. Porn is not sex. And certainly not art.. i prefer it when i actually have some agency, and there isnt the intrinsic goal of my objectification, or of someone profitting off my objectification, and sex functions as more than just an episode of fear factor. Lol. I think its really a dumb sign of the times how many people think porn represents some kind of "rebelliousness", "free thinking", or "non-conformity"-- its so mundane by now, its far more novel to encounter someone who DOESNT think they can substitute the merely physical for actual intimacy/ connection.

@Deiter no, stereotyping is different from objectification. Objectification has to do with the process of seeing women as objects, 2d fantasy, non- human, cartoon characters, with only the single function of pumping a guy's ego and existing only to have sex with or turn him on. That has nothing to do with nature.

@Deiter also- there is already plenty of evidence of the fact that porn harms relationships.

@Deiter "industrial porn", as opposed to what?

@Deiter i disagree that objectification is "natural". I'd say it is cultural. "Natural" implies inevitable and un-changeable. If you say "that's just the way it is.." , um, no. I disagree. That's just an excuse to take it for granted, and not do anything about it. If we encourage people to see women in other terms beyond existing simply for mens' sexual gratification , e.g. maybe recognizing women for actual accomplishments instead of merely their appearance, and acknowledging women are entitled to have more components of their identities, then that objectification wouldnt occur.

@Deiter i never said women don't do it to women too. That doesnt mean its natural. Women are taught to value themselves only for their appearance, and indeed, actively demonized and punished for trying to do anything beyond that. What you're saying is like saying "the fact that blacks kill blacks sometimes means that institutional systemic racism doesnt exist". Not true.

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I have stopped watching porn- the acting is so bad; all the actors must have breathing problems, the way they overdo the panting.

But I can't figure it out. A program may come on TV and before the program starts there is a DIRE warning, "Sexual content and may offend some viewers." When the news comes on there is no warning, and there are scenes of blood and guts all over the place- little children maimed.

Gaud-dude, the dude that fornicated with the so-called Virgin Mary, can send me to his theme park, Hell, for having sex, watching sex--- but he won't get me for 'enjoying murder and the creation of misery'. That would be rather sickening.

Exactly. We are a bizarre species considering the kind of gods we invent that stick around for thousands of years.

A friend grew up in the late 60's in Sweden as his father was an embassy worker. Sweden was and still is very progressive. At that time films like Sleeping Beauty were R rated for violence and spanking was totally outlawed throughout the country, not just public places and schools, but also in people's homes.

@VictoriaNotes Ya, don't know the exact start of gaud inventions, maybe it goes back four thousand years. Sure as hell some weird rules!

@VictoriaNotes The 'invisible one' was a great invention by the godsters. How can a thinking person dismantle something they can't even see? The other gods, made of stones, wood, whatever, can be junked and thrown in the trash.

@Diogenes Indeed. It's a cunning placebo effect --- "feeling" god within them.

@VictoriaNotes I had that feeling once with a sigmoidoscopy... never again.

@Paul4747 Well now that I am 110 years old, I have suffered all the indignities, including that one- but I had to look your word up. It's a choice, that, or colon cancer.

@Diogenes Let me rephrase. Never again, while conscious. Full colonoscopy and knocked out is the way to go,

“Viewer advisory warning”...

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As a holy man, I actually blessed masturbation.

Not much of a story, just an explanation. To my knowledge, to bless something means to take what used to be considered bad, and recognize it as now being considered good. Masturbation used to be considered a sin, but it has wellness benefits, so it must be good. Therefore, I blessed it.

@Katastrophe1969 @FurNFeatherMama are you sure? Masturbation blessings stories are better told behind closed doors 😉

Oh, y'all wanna know about the ceremony. There wasn't one. Should we have one?

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“Keep God in your sex life.” ?

Lol -- I remember being told in church that there were always 3 in the marriage bed, so you better behave. They didn't even realize they were making their god out to be a voyeur.

@VictoriaNotes Yeah, I've always thought that was creepy. Like, Christians don't believe in threesomes unless it's with Jesus.

I also have had friends who prayed for god to be with them when they were having sex so that they would keep it pure and not have impure thoughts during it.

@bi_heathen97 That's truly sad and disturbing.

@bi_heathen97 But the impure thoughts are half the fun !

@bi_heathen97 That is weird!

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This hypothetical God hypothetically made sex AND sex drive. "He" programmed most men to be easily stimulated by visual imagery. I wonder why "he" set men up to sin like that. Hmm...

@irascible He's not sexist, he sends us all to hell

God damn it I'm so horny all the time. Sorry God, didn't mean to blaspheme over how you made me.

@JustChris I think God needs to check out the variety of porn available online. Every weirdo has a choice nowadays.

Yes, Mike, but it's a two-way street. Ever see a female macaque in heat. She parades herself with raised rump in front of the nearing group of males and they act like college kids at a football game when their team scores a touchdown. Human ladies are menstrual, but the rest of the mammal world is estival. That's even worse.

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There would be a lot of peeking through my fingers if I was God. You can't unsee that shit!! ??

I actually went to school with a woman who couldn't enjoy sex because of that image...god looking down on her in such an awful position.

@LucyLoohoo I hope it was her dream to enter a convent.

I certainly wouldn't want to see ME in that position. I'm well aware of what I look like from behind. 😛

@Paul4747 Okay, her on top. LOL

@Diogenes I'm good with that.

@LucyLoohoo .I've had a few girlfriends who were atheists but still had Jesuses or crosses on the wall from family/brainwashing,one got up and turned her Jesus around so he would not see her during sex,lol.She said ''I know I'm an atheist but he was staring'',I hated her cats watching more.

@actofdog I used to have a dog who liked to watch. Genuinely CREEPY to look over and see Lulu, looking back!

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Porn. It's just a label applied to the viewing of procreation. Wouldn't that be how god views it? It's not porn, it's "picturesque procreation" while he sits there rubbing himself. He keeps repeating, "Be fruitful and multiply" so that there will be a constant supply of it. To say that it only objectifies women is one sided and judgmental because as a man I'd be quite upset every time the director said "cut!" Imagine how hard (pun intended) it must be to keep it hard until he says "action" 😉

Saw an interview with a porn actor who talked about that very thing. He said men were always telling him that THEY could be porn stars and he'd respond with ''Really? OK..right now...get hard and stay hard until I tell you to let it go soft. NOW!"

@LucyLoohoo Hi again. I am still alive; and I like looking at an adult female body. I have not the least intention of being pure---- and hypocritical. The idea of war and all that goes with it is REPUGNANT; it sure as hell is all over TV. But Gaaauuud is going to send one to hell for watching sex. Still say why can't it be interesting? Red card for bad acting! Ya, soft/hard, who cares? Boring!

@Diogenes My opinion is....porn's made for men. They like seeing big, hard erections, big breasts on women and acts most women don't fancy. If porn were made for women/BY women, it could be subtle, interesting and even (GASP) have a plot!

@LucyLoohoo Like I have said, "real bad acting". All that gasping and panting- sounds like an advertisement for asthma medication.

@LucyLoohoo It's purposeful. If we wanted a plot then we'd watch the 50 shades series.

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Wow - this gives a new significance to the second coming! Ewww, Pat Robertson and Jimmy Swaggert doing the deed - together? You know, it just occured to me that God committed suicide - maybe he can create porn so bad, even he doesn't want to watch it.

jeffy Level 7 Mar 24, 2018

What's white and flies across the sky?

The Cumming Of The Lord.

(I thought this was hilarious when I was 13.)

@pepperjones I never thought of that

god committing suicide - i like the theory ... & then he/she/it gets punished for this mortal (!) sin in eternal purgatory or what?

@walklightly Just had a stray thought - just before I read this post, it occurred to me the crucifixion was fundamentally a suicide. So my twisted mind synthesized God watching porn with an alternative motive - other than he died for our sins. Basically, he couldn't stand us anymore and wanted to get the fuck out? Seems more plausible 🙂.

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Wow, this cartoon seems to have garnered some sort of world record number of "likes"!

Now I know that god is dead, because if he watched me having sex, he'd die laughing.

lmao -- that made me snort.

@VictoriaNotes I love that you can admit that. You're freaken awesome. Where do I find someone like you around here? lol

@paul1967
I'm at a loss for words at the moment and that is rare, lol. ? 😳

@paul1967 It is just that sex itself is rather absurd really. I'm not saying I don't enjoy sex or like my body or that those who I've had sex with think I'm inept. It's just that we are so obsessed with this bizarre mating ritual that's way better in between one's ears than it really objectively is ... in fact we're the only species that considers it recreational more than procreational and have so much ego invested in being skilled at something that actually requires zero talent. People congratulate a woman on getting pregnant and my inner thought is, "congratulations, you've figured out how to have sex -- so what?"

And then we create for ourselves this all-powerful, all-knowing being and actually imagine that it would care how or when or with whom we engage in sex. That it would be incensed if we do it wrong or maybe pruriently interested that we do it at all. That god wouldn't have much bigger fish to fry. That if he DID look, he wouldn't find it pathetic and amusing.

I'm simply willing to admit god would find me having sex hilarious. I was being polite in not suggesting that he'd be equally amused at ANYONE engaging in it.

@mordant I appreciate your reply, and I agree with most of what you said, and please don't take this as an insult because I'm an off the wall kind of guy myself, but that reply was a bit random. I was replying to @VictoriaNotes willingness to open up to something most women find embarrassing. I rarely see that in people, and it gave me a measure of enjoyment. However, despite that, I found your thoughts about humanities vision of Gods proclivities towards sexuality, fascinating, and I appreciate your willingness to use self-deprecating humor to make your point.

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Not every god Apply
Don't Forget That Islam God is a sex addict god
who sent a pervert as a prophet and gives the men who will follow the right to have 4 womens
So what do think ?

Miloo Level 5 Apr 1, 2018

Ex-Muslims have shown evidence that he had temporal lobe epilepsy. Hyper-religiosity and hypergraphia are major features/symptom. Hypo-sexuality or hypersexuality are as well. I think it's fair to say he experienced the latter.

@VictoriaNotes I Think that the Islam God is the Co-Founder of Brazzers 😀

@Miloo And Yahweh was his business partner. 😀

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lol god does not care he is imaginary

Say it ain't so. 😮

@VictoriaNotes not caring or imaginary? LOL

@benhmiller Both. Your taking this literally was hilarious. Lol

'ALL' gods, male or female, are "imaginary"- and have been invented by humans, for very many thousands of years. And there is no reason that they should no have been relegated to the 'bad humour bin' long ago.

@Diogenes Tru. And they can be SO fun to read about!

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He should watch porn directed by women.

Hadn't considered that...wonder how many female porn directors are working?

Why's that?

@LucyLoohoo Probably more than you would expect have moved around to behind the camera after working in front of it.

@Astrojcm Interesting. Penny Marshall did the same thing. I've always thought it would be interesting to see porn made by women FOR women!

Women make the best porn ever.

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I am not so sure that evangelicals are that opposed to porn. I mean they aren't vocal about it. But I recall someone who was born again and again giving in to lustful feelings periodically or should I say frequently. Each time she did, she went back to a bible meeting and got saved again. As I recall when the PTL (aka Jim and Tammie Baker) was still going, they advocated that sexual activity was healthy and that christians should be partaking of it. Of course Jim ended up taking too much of his own advice.

Every evangelical I ever visited had at least one porn tape in the back if the vcr cabinet. And, usually, in a kid's movie cover. I made a habit of placing them in their "donation" box that they kept by the front door.

@Bierbasstard That is too funny. Why didn't I ever think of that

@lbusche I went to a wedding down in Va (my gf was cousin of the bride and photographer), this little isolated town right near Richmond. The Mayor/church leader ran the only gas station with a little video rental spot in the corner. They wouldn't let us sleep in a guest bedroom because that would be an "abomination before the lord" so we chose to sleep on the floor in the basement family room. I found a bunch above mentioned items in their "collection".

I found some wedding gift wrap and wrapped a few of them up and put a tag that said, "to be watched together on your wedding night".

There's so much more to this story that would make you feel queasy. They were very inhospitable. Mind you, I looked like the long hair pic of me at the time but damn... Lol

Yes, Rev. Jim Bakker enjoyed Jessica Hawn, after slipping a mickey into her drink to "persuade" her to give him pleasure. He also had other woman. Do as I say, not as I do, if you do as I do, I'll punish you!

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Why don't Baptists make love standing up?
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They don't want God to think they're dancing.

Hahahaha

That's a good one!

Baptists don't recognize each other in liquor stores or adult book stores.

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He akso has his own porn site, " goforthandprocreate.com "

I read that..

 Goforthandprocreate

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 Go for the hand and pro, create!

... Just what I first saw. Duh

@njoy_life_2
No problem, was only said jokingly ? Lol

@VAL3941
Yeah, I got that Val. I just was amazed I read it so wrong. And the wrong version sounded sorta perverted, silly me.

@njoy_life_2
We all make mistakes my sweetie ! Lol

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I have never seen any porn at all; must have led a very sheltered life, I suppose I didn't seek it out.

jacpod Level 8 July 11, 2018

In case you ever become curious.
Pornhub.com

@Anonbene thank s but I have done without ,so far and not really very curious. I like laughing.

@jacpod Lots of laughs to be had at Pornhub!

You can have a laugh at the acting skills.... and this is an open minded place...download one tonight and see if you like it.

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That's one thing that always has confused me supposedly this imaginary God is absolutely perfect and he created the human body in His image and he got everything right except for the foreskin so of course it's crazy people's job to chop that sucker right off

I got one nothing wrong with it.It's how ''god'' created me,except he doesn't exist,so it.s how nature made me,lol.Only Americans and religions butcher boys and girls.

@actofdog I keep hoping for the day when we can move past our own barbarism

He didn’t make the Muslime pussy right either!!

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Come to think of it,I was taught in Catholic school that he does see all.

sloryd Level 7 Mar 24, 2018

@Katastrophe1969 No wonder I felt so sinful back then!

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I could definitely think God would be all for porn, especially normal porn, so nothing involving torture and beating each other up before you do it

If the Bible is anything to go by, he probably loves involving torture and beating each other up before they do it.

Well yes thats true if it was written by a God??

@ScienceBill72 😉

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That must be what makes those religious nit wits so twitchy. LOL

LOL

Those religious nitwits are so twitchy because of the severe suppression of sexuality ... and their twitchyness comes out - just look at the christian family values dudes like Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Bakker, Ted Haggard, Larry Craig and all the other christian men who get caught with their pants down.

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Yeah. "God" also hates homosexuality, infidelity, jealousy, people who wear mixed fabrics, people who do things on Sunday, and people who accept blood transfusions. "God" hates a lot of things, or rather Christians hate them and imprint that hatred onto this theoretical all-powerful God.

Oh, also people who eat the wrong kind of fruit.
#lol

Also hates people who eat lobster and shellfish, women who are suspected of not being virgins, women who get raped and fail to scream for help, men who go into the same house as their wives when their wives are in state of "uncleanness" .... what have I left out?

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Isn't "God" a virgin? When has he ever had sex? Maybe he hates porn because he can't pop up a boner or something.

Well, that could certainly explain why he's such an asshole to his own creation.

Umm, he popped down and banged Mary to get Himself/Jesus born, remember?

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I work in Child Protection. I have met many parents who rape their children. Amazing how many pedophiles are pillars of their fundamentalist churches.

SKH78 Level 8 Apr 22, 2018

According to several sources, online porn is in BIG demand in the Bible Belt South and the state of Utah, filled with Mormons. My, my.

Word!

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Also- why are you talking as if there is a God at all, let alone what "his" feelings toward porn might be? Also- if god did exist and resemble the judeo- christian one, the function of women in the bible and in porn aren't that different- both describe women as existing merely to serve/entertain/turn on men.

But I'm right here.

Please don't take this seriously. It's satire.

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Even as a kid I could never fathom how an absolute, infinite, all wise divine deity would care and mind so much about each person's choices... like if they eat meat in eastern, or if you had sex for joy or just to conceive... could never wrap my head around how so many people would think this was appropriate

Because western religions have always tried to restrict sex...too much fun! Should be reserved for makin' dem' baybeees.

You hit the nail on the head- HARD. YES!

@Diogenes
GAWD doesn't care! SERIOUS, AUTHORITATIVE RULES (Glendroa climiic are decdicated to stoppin these FOOLS

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