I have also liked this one:

“God” if one exists. Doesn’t hate, doesn’t love, doesn’t grow old. It simply exists.

God only watches the priests that mollest little boys. Did I go too far?

All Christians do is bang on about sex

How can that which doesn't exist hate anything. Insane concept.

Haha. Even when I’m alone?....hope he isn’t judgemental over the genres I pick ??

God created everything and hates so much of it? Sounds like a classic case of self hating deity. Sad.

According to their book, god invented porn when he invented desire and the sexual act necessary for reproduction. Why not just do the deed by a handshake?

Biblically speaking, there's only admonitions against men lying with men. I'm thinking god likes him some girl on girl action. And who could blame him?

No God, No Hate - Know God, Know Hate

Adam and Eve were naked in the garden.

Really? because adult male otters will steal baby harbour seal pups and rape them until they die.

He jumped a virgin when she was sleeping (isn't that rape?) and his son hung out with hookers, so I don't think he's too worried about it. If he created everything, then he must have created porn.

Come on folks, we invented what we call god. We have been inventing it since our brains realized that we are mortals. Until around 2000 years ago we had a stew pot full of gods, one for every purpose. people were having a hard time even remembering their names Then came a guy and decided to put them all into one basket. That made things much easier for everyone. Hey, they would have to remember only one name. Of course we also invented the porn too because it wasn't quite enough doing the sex act, we wanted to watch it being performed by others too as a specialized entertainment. So, since we consider ourselves a spitting image of god, I am positive god loves porn just as much as he/she loves violence, injustice, famine, destruction and whole bunch ot other stuff.

and have you seen some of the flowers he has come up with?

Nah...gawd doesn't hate porn. Why, just a little bit ago I saw him looking at the iPad Pro Steve Jobs gave him while he was flogging his carrot. Thought he was hiding at the end of that crepuscular ray...but that wind gust blew his robe open...and there it was...the Staff Of Gawd. Hung like a deer mouse, he was. That's where thunder comes from right? Right.

My brother owned a few massage parlors in SoCal back in the 80's. The kind with a guaranteed "Happy Ending". The girls refused to take Mormon clients, said they were "sick".

He hides the truth of his porn addiction along with his gambling addiction.

It seems creepy to think some divine entity is watching me screw.

The porn industry makes a fortune from so called good christian folk.lol

Wonder why he created it if he does not like it?

I mean if I created procreation of the penis and the vagina, I might be offended when people stick it everywhere else, but it'd be my own damn fault for giving them free will, sexuality, creativity and orgasms.

Tell god to go do something important like giving trump a fucken STROKE!

Tell god to go do something important like giving trump a fucken STROKE!

Nah! If man is the perfect creation of God, then if it feels good then it is good. If watching porn gets you off, how could it be that God hates porn. I mean, he is all powerful so he could do away with it altogether. Oh yeah, he tests us. But doesn't He already know what we are going to do?