Whatever the latest idiocy to come out of Spanky's mouth or his twitter feed.

"God works in mysterious ways"

'Wake up sheeple.'. UGH. First of all, why is it my responsibility to wake them up? Second, the smugness is fucking palpable.

That dog won’t hunt.

"I identify as an attack helocopter."

Using the word "hater" to shut someone's opinion down, or if they point out a fact. You can't use the word hater just because someone has a difference of opinion or criticism. There is a time that this word is justified, but people use it in the wrong context a lot.

Liberty Mutual

Like' being used throughout a conversation without apparent knowledge as to the correct use of the word. The other week I was on a bus hading North out of Aberdeen, when a large group of American female students joined the journey. All was well and good for about three seconds when the continula use oflike' was inserted into their conversations used as a verbal comma'. It was all I could do not to enter their banter, enquiring as to the exact similarity betweenhe & her' (he's like and she's like) or else the enjoyment when they like something.

There are sayings that make my eyes roll, but I can't say I vehemently despise them... What does irk me is anything coming out of a politician's mouth...

I have a host of verbal annoyances He's an Asshole. Dude. I love you. Call Me. Don't Preach to Me. I don't want to discuss this. She has a nice Ass. Wow, Far Out. It was so Groovy. Let me be perfectly clear. You never told me you didn't like that. I'm sorry. I'll let these resound for others to chime in and I will add a few more as my mind activates.

Open up your wallet.

I furiously oppose the terrible adverb: vehemently.

watsup buddy

"It was just meant to be." Right after something terrible happens.

Go f*ck yourself.

That's not six inches ....

Anything said just to piss the other person off especially out of the blue. God bless you to an atheist or invisible friend to a Christian. On the other hand sometimes tit for tat gets fun seeing who it more creative.

"Feminism is a cancer" "I'm not racist but...." "I'm a nationalist"

"I don't read" or "I'll wait until the movie comes out"

"I mean" especially at the start of a sentence. Can we not just assume that you mean what you say?

"Truthfully" or "The truth is." If you are telling the truth, why do you have to say so?

Not a phrase, a new word - "woke".. Can't stand it..

Well, you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire.

"you know"

It is what it is...while certainly true and very applicable at times, it has been done to death.

Business as usual.

"You're delusional"

My ex would use that everytime he was losing an argument or I caught him in a lie. The reason why I abhore that statement is that I do have mental health issues, however they do not impact my thinking/analyzing ability.