In my church days it was nothing for a person to stand up to testify and say "I was just over here in the corner talking to Jesus."

Scary isn't it.

The next time you talk to him, please tell him I said he ought to be disturbed by some of his followers, who drink and eat the flesh of his dead body. Oh, wait! That was in the bible so it was his words. Never mind! Okay, well, anyway tell him I still said that's quite disturbing and gross and should red contacts be worn as a new dress code for Christians, as drinking blood is no different than what a vampire would do.

I just spoke to the devil and he is so gutted as he loves holy war and terror and crucifying a lot and he sais if there is no God how can he possibly be a viable being anymore?

Well then if jesus approves, we must be doing something right.. carry on!

have another one, just like the other one

Did he happen to mention anything about the Nine Inch Nails album he borrowed from me?

I spoke to him and he said he would finish my hedges and then mow my lawn before going home for the night. He was waiting in front of Home Depot for people to help

We need a laughing emoji on here to reply with lol keep up with the humor!

Next time you speak with him, tell him he has a lot of splainin' to do.

I often think of how, if he was real—I believe he existed at some point, but not as a favored being—he would be so disappointed in his ‘followers’.

You should of asked him how he learned all those great magic tricks .

Nice. Love it.