The thing is, if the Earth was always flat, cats would have knocked everything off by now.

Jewish Space Laser Force.
QED

Well if Jesus is black, they will shoot him regardless of what planet he comes from!?

Clearly they are on some illegal meds.

Space isn't real. NASA just has everyone believing in it so they can pretend to develop the technology to explore it and monetize their operation with huge govt contracts and merchandising. All that stuff that happens in "space" is shot on an enormous secret soundstage in the Nevada desert. The earth is flat and the Moon is just a special effect.

It's all a liberal conspiracy, I tell ya! It started with Kennedy and is still going on today! They just want to take our guns and give us a bunch of free stuff andDOOM US ALL!!

- This post has been approved by the Republican Party and QANON

I wonder WHICH Nuthouse this one did a runner from?

Is that all it’s gonna take to stop the Heavenly conquest of Earth? Shooting Jesus (a spirit dude)? Christ will fall dead, at last, and Thou will hand Satan the keys? One bullet brings Thou down? I’m now thankful that we couldn’t defeat the NRA.

If your answer is that as a spirit dude Jesus can not technically be killed then you get double points. If your answer is that the entire damned scenario is ludicrous, so WTF, then you win.

So, let me get this right. After he loaded his crack pipe with ground quaaludes, crystal methamphetamine, mescaline, LSD and Ganga he inhaled deeply and said: “ Nasa makes us believe in aliens so that we'll shoot Jesus if he returns”

WTF???

I don't need to believe in aliens to do that!

Ever notice the similarities between the two? The absurdities? Look no further than the bitch who said California wildfires are started by ‘Jewish space lasers’...

Beats being crucified