A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery…
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance.”
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?”
He replied, "No money in the bank.”
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Perfect! Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
A good movie is "The man who sued God" starring Billy Connoly, based on a true story from Australia.
A guy's boat was destroyed by lightning and the insurance company refused to pay out, calling it an "act of god". So the guy asked the clergy "Do you represent god?" to which they affirmed, so he took the RC Church to court to pay for his boat.
How'd that work out for him?
@Barnie2years Not one to spoil.
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