Selective Website Crashes Amid Panic Over Military Draft
In the aftermath of the US drone strike that killed Iranian General Suleimani, the Selective System reports receiving so much traffic from people panicking over the possibility of getting drafted, that the website crashed.
And hell, that was just from Donald Trump’s friends and family! Wait till everyone else gets the word. In related news, the CDC says they’re busy making plans and preparations for an expected bone spurs epidemic.
Trying to dispel fears, the Trump Administration reminds citizens that they’ll be no need for a draft - not as long as we have so many desperate, poor people in this country. And, the President pledges to keep that income disparity alive and well through additional tax cuts for the wealthy.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I read this...and the sarcasm is dripping all over the place. Good points.
I'm fearful for two possible retaliations from rogue middle-eastern men....
- An attack on a cruise ship.
- A cyber attack on our internet system.
Hope I'm ASSuming the worst, here.
Robecology
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Jan 6, 2020
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Good points. The irony is that by all accounts and before Trump, Iran was actually in compliance with the accords.
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