I have always felt sorry for people that didn't have dogs, they have to pick up their own food when it hits the floor
Doesn't work for spilled grits.
@WonderWartHog99 You need to get a lab, they will eat grits.
@glennlab Mercy sakes, no.
I'm a cat person. The temporary spouse (Petunia) is the dog person.
Short story: she won't take care of her pets.
We got rid of the dogs once it was clear she wasn't going to take them for walks, clean up after them or change the litter in their kennel. She'd buy their food but she didn't put it in the feeding dish or give them fresh water. All of that was turned over to me. It all changed once I refused to buy fresh litter for the kennel.
Cat is self cleaning. Once he saw a clean litter box he was instantly house broken. Nobody steps on his turds. With a cat we can leave the house for a three day weekend without kennel fees. Because he refuses to leave the house, Percy doesn't go after the neighbors.
A lab? NO WAY!
@WonderWartHog99 Bet me
@wolf041 If you bring your dog around, I'll fix him a bowl of grits.
@WonderWartHog99 Happy puppies. Mine love grits
@wolf041 White grits? Yellow grits? Grits and gravy? Cheese grits? Heavily salted grits? Grits with butter?
NO SHRIMP GRITS ALLOWED.
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