I take exception to #10. The mormon fundamentalists in Northern Arizona already pre-empted that. Being forced to submit to rape in the name of god would turn anyone gay. Also, #12, facebook's servers destroyed, can't be a bad thing.
Me: are you a doctor?
Dr. Immanuel: in some states.
In fucking Texas....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz
Me: are you a doctor?
Dr. Immanuel: that depends on who you ask
Me: what?
Dr. Immanuel: if you ask me, yes I'm a doctor. If you ask the state of Texas.....
@RobertMartin If you ask the state of Texas she is a doctor....
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@Lizard_of_Ahaz after reading your link, she's a damn witch doctor.
@RobertMartin Who was certified to practice medicine in Texas....
"Immanuel is a registered physician in Texas, according to a Texas Medical Board database, and operates a medical clinic out of a strip mall next to her church, Firepower Ministries. "
#8, Harry Potter and his so called scar - pretty sketchy if you ask me
I never realized demons were so busy. Fucking people until their uterus misfires AND meeting with schoolchildren?! I'll bet they hardly even have time for damnation anymore these days. What is the world coming to?
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" 😆😆😆
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by bookofmoronsBible science - love sending this to rapture nuts
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's usually how it works. Knowledge and education allows one to free his or her mind to apply critical thinking.
Posted by glennlabOlder adults too, some of us never plan on growing old.
Posted by glennlabRobin still has words of wisdom.
Posted by noworry28Religion, the enemy of progress.
Posted by bookofmoronsNature never ceases to amaze me. the things you see at the Smithsonian
Posted by CliffordCookTell me again about how Easter is about Jesus rising from the grave like a zombie. I love that joke.
Posted by glennlabGive a hand up when you can.