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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.I like the ones who have bible verses tattooed on their bodies or get married 5 times in contradiction to their adherence to the holy book.
Killtheskyfairy
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Sep 27, 2020
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If yet gonna get married 5 times, you have to do them all at the same time, but that divorce thingy is a no no...etf.
Hmmm. I guess I do that too.
Admittedly, I ignore the vast majority, but I'm sure if I look carefully, I can cobble together something in the bible that I do follow.
I do NOT covet my neighbour's ass. So there's that.
But then again, that's more of a fact than something I aspired too, or followed.
Edit: I do covet their Cats. They're pretty adorable, sweet, and friendly. Not sure if the bible covers Cat Coveting though.
Also, they seen to have some pretty good weed...
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