"God sent God to die for God so that God could forgive God's creations according to God's unbending rules."
~ LanceThruster
Too Rube Goldberg.
I guess the chinese never got the drowning memo.
How so?
@waitingforgodo
Chinese don't have a flood story in their mythology.
Love it!!!
@xenoview... This link says differently though :
@TimeOutForMe
Interesting little story.
I think he went into the witness protection program after his genocidal rage. And his "witnesses" have done a good job hiding him by not being able to provide any proof of him.
Well, this god only killed its son/self for around 36 hours or so: Friday evening to Sunday Morning.
He hung around for forty days after coming back to life but did he have to kill himself before ascending to heaven ?. As suicide is a sin I think we should be told.
So good at it that he's never gotten around to doing tasks 1 through 4!
You can't know that.
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Posted by noworry28Yep, he didn't want to be a Beverly hillbilly, he became a Washington DC hillbilly.
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
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Posted by KilltheskyfairySounds like something they’d do.
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